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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes

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  • Ace Ventura: All righty then!
    ‐ Submitted by Stan P (7 months ago)

  • Ace Ventura: That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser. Lew-Who, Za-Her.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (22 months ago)

  • Ace Ventura: Be careful with that phone, lieutenant. In time, you could develop a tumor.
    ‐ Submitted by Redwan A (2 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Neighbor: What do you want?
    Ace Ventura: HDS Sir! and how are you this afternoon? Alrighty then. I have a package for you.
    Neighbor: Sounds Broken.
    Ace Ventura: Most likely sir, I'll bet it was something nice though.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Lois Einhorn: Listen, Pet Dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
    Ace Ventura: Well, I am not really ready for a relationship now, Lois. But thank you for asking.
    ‐ Submitted by russell b (3 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: Excuse me. I'd like to ass you a few questions.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris G (3 years ago)

  • Melissa Robinson: Ace get out of the tank.
    Ace Ventura: I just can't do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!
    ‐ Submitted by Abubakar A (3 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: Yeah? And you're ugly.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: Do NOT go in there!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael Z (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Shickadance: Ventura...
    Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan?
    ‐ Submitted by Joseph M (3 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: Lah-who-sa-her.
    ‐ Submitted by Robert O (4 years ago)

  • Lois Einhorn: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
    Ace Ventura: Well Lois, I'm not really ready for a relationship yet, but thank you for asking.
    ‐ Submitted by Ethan S (4 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: So.. animals CAN sense evil!
    ‐ Submitted by Ethan S (4 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. [a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head] ...and a clean pair of shorts.
    ‐ Submitted by Zbigniew Z (4 years ago)

  • Ronald Camp: I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.
    Ace Ventura: See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.
    ‐ Submitted by Zbigniew Z (4 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: Yummy!
    ‐ Submitted by Zbigniew Z (4 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
    ‐ Submitted by Nick S (4 years ago)

  • Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.
    Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
    ‐ Submitted by George B (4 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: Ace Ventura pet detective.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (4 years ago)

  • Ace Ventura: All-righty then!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)