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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes

  • Ace Ventura: All righty then!


  • Ace Ventura: That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser. Lew-Who, Za-Her.


  • Ace Ventura: Be careful with that phone, lieutenant. In time, you could develop a tumor.


  • Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.


  • Neighbor: What do you want?
    Ace Ventura: HDS Sir! and how are you this afternoon? Alrighty then. I have a package for you.
    Neighbor: Sounds Broken.
    Ace Ventura: Most likely sir, I'll bet it was something nice though.


  • Lois Einhorn: Listen, Pet Dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
    Ace Ventura: Well, I am not really ready for a relationship now, Lois. But thank you for asking.


  • Ace Ventura: (Turned around moving his butt as he talks) Excuse me. I'd like to "ass" you a few questions.
    Ace Ventura: Excuse me. I'd like to ass you a few questions.


  • Melissa Robinson: Ace get out of the tank
    Melissa Robinson: Ace get out of the tank.
    Ace Ventura: I just can't do it captain I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!!!
    Ace Ventura: I just can't do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!


  • Ace Ventura: Yeah? And you're ugly.


  • Ace Ventura: Do NOT go in there!


  • Ace Ventura: warning... a**holes may be closer than they appear in the mirror
    Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.


  • Mr. Shickadance: Ventura...
    Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan?


  • Ace Ventura: Loo hoo se her
    Ace Ventura: Lah-who-sa-her.


  • Lois Einhorn: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
    Ace Ventura: Well Lois, I'm not really ready for a relationship yet, but thank you for asking.


  • Ace Ventura: So.. animals CAN sense evil!


  • Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. [a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head] ...and a clean pair of shorts.


  • Ronald Camp: I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.
    Ace Ventura: See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.


  • Ace Ventura: Yummy!


  • Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes,...just wait longer.
    Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.


  • Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.
    Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.


  • Ace Ventura: i'm Ace Ventura pet detective
    Ace Ventura: Ace Ventura pet detective.


  • Ace Ventura: All-righty then!


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