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Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls Quotes

  • Ace Ventura: You know, you could poke somebody's eye out with that thing.


  • Fulton Greenwall: Please forgive me sir but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane.
    Ace Ventura: Of course. how selfish of me. Let's do all the things that you wanna do.


  • Ace Ventura: .What's that he's saying?
    Ace Ventura: What's that he's saying?
    Fulton Greenwall: Well I think he's saying she's not a virgin.
    Ace Ventura: They can tell that?


  • Ace Ventura: Do not pass GO! Do not collect 200 dollars.


  • Ace Ventura: [While holding a skunk] Say hello to my stinky little friend.
    Ace Ventura: [while holding a skunk] Say hello to my stinky little friend.


  • Ace Ventura: Ahhhh! Nobody wants to play with me!


  • Ace Ventura: I want to fight... Go to hell!


  • Ace Ventura: Like a glove!!
    Ace Ventura: Like a glove!


  • Ace Ventura: Steering's a little loose... alignment's off too!


  • Ace Ventura: (puts a shadow in the shape of Lone Ranger's mask on Cadby) Hi Ho Silver, Away!
    Ace Ventura: [puts a shadow in the shape of Lone Ranger's mask on Cadby] Hi Ho Silver, Away!


  • Ace Ventura: Cadby, from the consolate, right? This is weird!


  • Fulton Greenwall: Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?
    Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!


  • Ace Ventura: [Impersonates William Shatner] There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?
    Ace Ventura: [impersonates William Shatner] There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?


  • Ace Ventura: Annnnnnnd you must be...the Monopoly Guy! Hey, thanks for the free parking!
    Ace Ventura: Annnnnnnd you must be... the Monopoly Guy! Hey, thanks for the free parking!


  • Ace Ventura: Of course, how selfish of me...let's do all the things that YOU wanna do!
    Ace Ventura: Of course, how selfish of me... let's do all the things that YOU wanna do!


  • Ace Ventura: GUANO!!! Hello? Does "poop" ring a bell?!
    Ace Ventura: Guano? Hello? Does 'poop' ring a bell? [quotes from a book]


  • Ace Ventura: Repent! And thou shall be saved.


  • Ace Ventura: "Little hot in these Rhinos!"
    Ace Ventura: Little hot in these Rhinos!


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