Pugsley Addams: [about to bury two people] Are they dead?
Wednesday Addams: Does it matter?


Morticia Addams: "I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny."
Morticia Addams: I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny.
Morticia Addams: "But we can have lots of good fun... that is funny."
Morticia Addams: But we can have lots of good fun... that is funny.
Morticia Addams: Oh no, he lives.


Wednesday Addams: I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.


Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday Addams: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they´re real lemons?
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Gordon Craven: We´ll, I´ll tell you what. I´ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Gordon Craven: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Gordon Craven: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?