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Adopted (2009)





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Comedian Pauly Shore attempts to adopt a child during a trip to Africa. Determined to leave his playboy past behind and create the kind of "instant family" enjoyed by such celebrities as Madonna and Angelina Jolie, Shore enlists the aid of a social worker friend in taking a variety of African "orphans" on day-trips to test their compatibility. As Shore's politically incorrect quest intensifies, he explores a foreign land and makes some new friends.
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Critic Reviews for Adopted

All Critics (2)

The entire film is full of lazy, mean-spirited gags that say nothing about the admittedly ripe-for-satire target of celebrity adoptions.

June 18, 2010

If it sounds like a topic ripe for a sincere discussion, let me remind you that we're talking about Pauly Shore here. Adopted is nothing more than a half-assed Comedy Central special.

Full Review… | June 10, 2010

Audience Reviews for Adopted

Pauly Shore is back with another mockumentary that he has written and directed called Adopted poking fun at the ridiculousness of celebrity, and pointing out the general lack of knowledge and superior attitude that many people have towards adoption in Africa. After spending time with his brother's kids, Pauly begins to feel something is missing in his life; namely children. Instead of starting a relationship, getting married and having his own kids, Pauly decides to do what Angelina Jolie and Madonna did. Go to Africa and adopt. If you're familiar with his over-the-top style, then you shouldn't have any problems. If you're not then it is for certain that you will find this movie very racist and one that makes humorless jabs at stereotypical Africa ridiculing them and their culture that says nothing about the real social issues facing the people who live in Africa. On the plus side, Shore closes the movie with a disclaimer avowing that adoption is no laughing matter, and citing statistics on how many orphans worldwide are in need of parents. But nothing in the movie indicates that he takes the issue seriously at all, even from a satirical perspective. This movie borrows heavily from the Sacha Baron Cohen School of filmmaking and can be compared to similar movies such as Bruno and Borat. Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Deb S
Deb S

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The box says "Inappropriate at times", that's an understatement. Seriously I think I might have nightmares about what it's like to have Pauly Shore as a father. He does call himself the creepy unkle, but I"m not so sure he realizes how true that is. He's too much of a child himself to be in charge of anyone else. You really only have a morbid curiosity while watching this movie regarding the question, is he actually going to adopt these kids or is he just toying with their emotions. It's slow, and stupid, he actually spends about ten minutes of the film is South Africa at some Oprah school bothering the guards about if Oprah has actually been there and blah blah blah. Don't expect it to be as good as Good Hair, because that one was planned out. It's almost as if Pauly woke up one and and slapped together a crew and decided to film, and it does seem that way. Most of the film is his blunders because he can't figure out how to get anyone to talk on camera, because he never bothered to get concent before hand.

Sarah Helwig
Sarah Helwig

Pauly Shore being himself in Africa. There are a few funny jokes but it's not even really worth a rental.

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