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  • Em Lewin: Wow.
    James Brennan: Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now. I guess I should probably buy an umbrella.
    Em Lewin: I don't think I can see you.
    James Brennan: What?
    Em Lewin: This summer was rough. I did things that I really, really regret.
    James Brennan: Yeah, me too. I'm sorry I told Lisa P. about you and Connell. She told the rest of the world, but I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you but you didn't deserve that.
    Em Lewin: You know, James, I am so sorry for fucking this up. You were the only good thing that happened this summer. [starts to walk away]
    James Brennan: Wait, Em! I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. Yes I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda, who introduced me to psychotropic chocolate-chip cookies, who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself. Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. And you should trust me, I'm a New Yorker.

  • James Brennan: Look, am I gonna get in trouble? No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda.
    Em Lewin: Is it worth getting knifed over?
    James Brennan: No. Hi, I'm James Brennan. I just started.
    Em Lewin: Em, nice to meet you. Sucks you're gonna lose your job your second day, James.
    James Brennan: No. Shit! I need this job.
    Em Lewin: I'm kidding.You're okay. I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knife point.

  • Em Lewin: (yelling at Sue) You know you don't deserve to date Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do you like hate gay people too? Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend!
    Em Lewin: [yelling at Sue] You know you don't deserve to date Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do you like hate gay people too? Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend!

  • James Brennan: Who's that?
    Em Lewin: It's my stepmom. I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. She died two years ago.
    James Brennan: Really? I'm sorry.
    Em Lewin: My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. You see that unholy abomination on her head? It's a wig.
    James Brennan: Is it?
    Em Lewin: She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. Lost all her hair. I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch.

  • Em Lewin: (referring to her step-mom) I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. Do you want to hear something fucked up?
    Em Lewin: [referring to her step-mom] I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. Do you want to hear something fucked up?
    James Brennan: What?
    Em Lewin: When my mom first started getting, like, really sick my dad starts going to temple. He's never been serious about his faith. But he decided to buddy up to God like he thought it was going to help save my mom. And that's where he met Francy. My mom loses her hair in chemo and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. It's just weird.

  • James Brennan: I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall but they spelled it "Satin Lives".
    James Brennan: I think somebody was trying to write 'Satan Lives' on that wall but they spelled it 'Satin Lives'.
    Em Lewin: One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.
    Em Lewin: One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.

  • Joel Schiffman: We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents to make these toys, we can't just give them away.

  • Mrs. Brennan: You know, I think that Adventureland has made you regress or something.

  • Em Lewin: What the hell was that?
    James Brennan: It's just my life.

  • Tommy Frigo: PUSSY!!! Your such a pussy!!!
    Tommy Frigo: You're such a pussy!

  • James Brennan: My theory is, you can't go around avoiding everybody you screwed up with. And trust me, I'm a New Yorker.
    James Brennan: My theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. You can trust me on that because I'm a New Yorker.

  • Em Lewin: My mom is losing her hair, and dad starts fucking a bald women??! Hows that for irony?
    Em Lewin: My mom is losing her hair, and dad starts fucking a bald women? How's that for irony?

  • Tommy Frigo: BONER!!!!!!!!
    Tommy Frigo: James has got a boner.

  • James Brennan: Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.

  • James Brennan: I hope they call me Henry when I die too.

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