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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Quotes

  • Sleazy Guy: Last dance Mr. rock and roll detective.


  • Don Cleveland: You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that, and I don"t mean your legs.


  • Ford Fairlane: I'm so terrifical I even got my own 1-800 number. 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE!
    Ford Fairlane: I'm so terrifical I even got my own 1-800 number. 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE!


  • Johnny Crunch: No dessert until you finish your dinner.


  • Ford Fairlane: What are your names? Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?


  • Lt. Amos: Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?
    Ford Fairlane: No I'm calling you an anus, anus. But if you prefer.


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