Airplane! - Movie Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

Airplane! Quotes

  • Capt. Oveur: Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo
    Capt. Oveur: Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo.


  • Handing Lady: Nervous?
    Ted Striker: Yes. Very.
    Handing Lady: First time?
    Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.


  • Ted Striker: What a pisser.


  • Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
    Dr. Rumack: I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.
    Dr. Rumack: I am serious and don't call me Shirley.


  • Dr. Rumack: I just want to tell you both,good luck.We're all counting on you.
    Dr. Rumack: I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.


  • Capt. Oveur: No dialogue as such but crazy and unforgettable newspaper headline that read; "BOY TRAPPED IN REFRIGERATOR EATS OWN FOOT"
    Capt. Oveur: [newspaper that has the headline] 'Boy Trapped In Refrigerator Eats Own Foot.'


  • McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
    McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
    McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
    McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


  • Man in Taxi: I'll give him 20 more minutes. But that's it.


  • Ted Striker: Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer!


  • Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
    Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
    Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.


  • Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
    Young Girl with Coffee: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you. (Takes coffee) Oh, you won't sit down?
    Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
    Young Girl with Coffee: No thank you, I take it black, like my men.


  • Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can we land?
    Capt. Oveur: I can't tell.
    Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.


  • Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?


  • Capt. Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a turkish prison?


  • Handing Lady: Nervous?
    Ted Striker: Yes.
    Handing Lady: First time?
    Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.


  • Capt. Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


  • Ted Striker: These people need to go to a hospital
    Ted Striker: These people need to go to a hospital.
    Elaine Dickinson: What is it?
    Ted Striker: It's a big place where sick people go
    Ted Striker: It's a big place where sick people go.


  • Elaine Dickinson: Does anyone here speak Jive?


  • Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious!
    Dr. Rumack: I am sure. And don't call me Sherly


  • Kramer: No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do!


  • Dr. Rumack: i just wanted to say good luck and we're all counting on you
    Dr. Rumack: I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.


  • Dr. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shurley
    Dr. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.


  • Capt. Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
    Capt. Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?


  • Capt. Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


  • Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
    Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
    Capt. Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?


  • Capt. Oveur: Have you ever been in a plane cockpit before?
    Joey: No, sir.
    Capt. Oveur: Ever seen a grown man naked?


  • Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious!
    Dr. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.


  • Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
    Dr. Rumack: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.


  • McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


  • McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.


Find More Movie Quotes