Alien 3000 is non-stop, action packed, fun-filled hilarity, which many don't know to be the sequel to Unseen Evil, another equally bad film. This one pretty much follows in its predecessor's footsteps to a tee as random folks comprised of military and campers are slaughtered one by one by an unseen ghost alien that's invisible (a la Predator), yet when you DO see it, it's a highly bad computer graphic that makes you think this film is from the early 90's when in fact, it was made a mere few years ago (the same problem is prominent in the first film as well). I swear, a horror movie has never made me laugh so hard, so unintentionally. It's got Lorenzo (I'll do anything for a paycheck) Lamas in it, top-billed, and he's in the movie for barely a minute. Priscilla Barnes is wasted in the film as well, playing some government baddie or whatever. This time, director Jeff Leroy takes over the reigns whose also done his share of bad films (Creepies, Werewolf in a Women's Prison, etc) and is not opposed to using several instances of recycled stock footage from the previous film. Fact of the matter is this movie goes beyond being hilarious bad! Greatest line in a movie EVER: "Why don't you go fuck a squirrel, nature boy!"