Alien vs. Ninja Reviews

September 23, 2010
while this film shares the anything-goes splattercore sensibility of Tokyo Gore Police and Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl, it is neither fast enough nor visually inventive enough to distract from the emptiness of its plot.
March 23, 2011
AvN is occasionally campy fun, but it's mostly just dull and and disappointing, never living up to the potential of its terrific title.
February 23, 2011
There has to be a far better movie still to be made under the guise of this wonderfully singular title. Right?