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All Cheerleaders Die Reviews

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Sean Tepper
Globe and Mail
June 13, 2014
All Cheerleaders Die offers everything you'd expect from a horror flick with this title, but slow, bumpy pacing and underdeveloped characters make it ultimately forgettable.
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A.A. Dowd
AV Club
May 14, 2014
What happened to Lucky McKee?
Full Review | Original Score: C-
Glenn Dunks
Quickflix
August 15, 2014
[The directors have] way too much fun gruesomely dispatching the female characters who have suddenly lost all of the pluck, humour, and cheerleading spirit they spent the first hour attempting to instill in them.
| Original Score: C+
Chuck Bowen
Slant Magazine
June 8, 2014
Frontloaded with a surprising amount of plot, the film takes forever to get going, but it's the filmmakers' hypocrisy that really grates.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Nikki Baughan
The List
August 28, 2014
It ultimately succumbs to the conventions it's attempting to lambast.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Brian Orndorf
Blu-ray.com
May 8, 2014
It's how this fury interacts with lighter material that poses a problem, with McKee and Sivertson perhaps too entranced with their own creation to fully appreciate how uneven it is.
Full Review | Original Score: C
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Sara Stewart
New York Post
June 12, 2014
This would-be cult movie looks the part, but has little going on inside.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
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Peter Howell
Toronto Star
June 12, 2014
All Cheerleaders Die began as a lo-fi video feature 13 years ago and weirdly, the inspirational rah-rah seemed to have stopped right there.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Common Sense Media
June 20, 2014
Some have seen this movie as a sly satire on the lowly roles of women in horror films, but at the same time, it's actually a horror movie about women occupying those same roles.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Tom Long
Detroit News
June 12, 2014
Essentially the very thing it wants to make fun of.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
October 14, 2013
...an unwatchable horror effort that's just never as fun as its title might've indicated.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Stephen Dalton
Hollywood Reporter
June 9, 2014
The characters are cartoonish, the pacing is bumpy and the plot illogical. Does this matter? Probably not to the film's target demographic, assuming there is still an audience for knowingly trashy semi-spoof horror comedies.
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Robert Abele
Los Angeles Times
June 12, 2014
With all the finesse of a bullhorn that sprays noise and blood, "All Cheerleaders Die" shows just how difficult it is to pump life into the shopworn teen horror-comedy genre.
Bill Chambers
Film Freak Central
March 16, 2015
As is often the best advice, rent Heathers instead.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Scott Tobias
The Dissolve
May 19, 2014
[The film] attempts to combine the dark high-school comedy of Heathers with a calamitous fusion of witchcraft and zombie tropes. It's every bit as sloppy as it sounds.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Dennis Harvey
Variety
June 9, 2014
Even for those most receptive to the tongue-in-cheek tone here, McKee and Silvertson's in-joke will likely rate just middling on the scale of subversive hilarity.
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Cary Darling
Fort Worth Star-Telegram/DFW.com
June 12, 2014
While there are some effective moments early on - especially when Maddy confronts star player Terry (a suitably charming yet threatening Tom Williamson) - [the film] sinks under the weight of predictable plotting and cheap special effects.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Chris Knight
National Post
June 19, 2014
The tone shifts as unpredictably as the soundtrack, which goes from a bang to a whisper and back again for no apparent reason.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Jared Mobarak
The Film Stage
June 27, 2016
I applaud its take-no-prisoners mentality, accurately embellished teen clichés, and ability to elicit some chuckles.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
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Heather Baysa
Village Voice
June 10, 2014
All Cheerleaders Die actually delivers as much trashy, gory fun as a movie with such a title suggests.
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