Almost Heroes Quotes
Pratt: Bidwell? Bidwell! I fear the bear has killed Mr. Bidwell sir! He's failed to communicate with the me, by way of his ear...Leslie Edwards: It doesn't work that way, it doesn't work anyway! But even if it did, he couldn't talk through it!Pratt: Sh... Bigwell?Leslie Edwards: Nevermind.Bidwell: Help me!Leslie Edwards: Bidwell!Bidwell: Sir, sir. I've been to hell and back!Leslie Edwards: Yes, I can see that!Bidwell: I suspect that now you'll want to lead a hunting party, to slay that terrible beast!Leslie Edwards: Well, yes, that thought did cross my mind. Briefly. But now I have a better idea.Bidwell: Yes sir?Leslie Edwards: I shall fashion for you the finest wooden leg you have ever seen!Bidwell: Oh, but what about the bear?Leslie Edwards: Rest assured, Bidwell, in twenty years or so, the ravishes of old age will deal with the bear, far more cruelly than we ever could have.Guy Fontenot: Revenge is sweet sir!
Higgins: This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep shit. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Shit Pudding!Leslie Edwards: You got your brother to eat sheep dung. That is a very interesting story.Bartholomew Hunt: Tell him the ending, that's the best part.Higgins: Oh yeah. To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep shit! Swear to God.Leslie Edwards: Clever twist there on the ending.
Bartholomew Hunt: i name this here fork pittsburge nelly the welshe whore who could do things with her 1 arm that would make you ferget about tht thing on her neck!Bartholomew Hunt: I name this here fork Pittsburgh Nelly the welshe whore who could do things with her one arm that would make you forget about that thing on her neck!