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Alone in the Dark Reviews

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January 27, 2005
Alone In The Dark isn't going to set the world on fire, but it largely succeeds with what it has to work with. Just don't take it seriously and you'll have a fun time.
Full Review | Original Score: B
September 11, 2017
How do you savage something this pathetic, this completely unbothered by the basic concept of passable composition?
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
August 24, 2017
Who needs plot when you have plenty of bullets and heavy metal.
February 7, 2017
Don't watch Alone in the Dark. Not even as a joke. It's eighty minutes that absolutely no one can give you back. [Full review in Spanish]
April 29, 2009
The horror. The hor-ror!
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
August 7, 2008
Lame monster movies like this adaptation of the popular Atari video game are scary for all the wrong reasons.
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
May 29, 2008
The late Gene Siskel once devised a simple method of measuring a film's worth: 'Is this film more interesting than a documentary of the same actors having lunch?' 'Alone in the Dark' doesn't come close to matching that standard.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
March 1, 2007
There's nothing even remotely entertaining about this film -- audiences should stay home and play the original (or one of its numerous sequels) on Playstation instead.
January 5, 2007
Christian Slater and Stephen Dorff, the reigning princes of Hollywood schlock, join forces in this brain-dead adaptation of a popular video game.
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June 24, 2006
Any chance for suspense is thwarted by gratuitous violence, heavy-metal-propelled action sequences and laughably flat dialogue between characters who are barely more developed than in the Atari version.
November 6, 2005
better than expected, but, considering the reputation of its author, this isn't much of an achievement
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
July 27, 2005
Alone in the Dark pourrait figurer dans un dictionnaire en exemple frappant de ce que signifie insipide.
Full Review | Original Score: D
July 16, 2005
Eu devia ter suspeitado de algo quando meu aparelho de DVD pareceu se recusar a rodar este filme. E posso jurar que ele pediu um Cepacol depois que a tortura chegou ao fim.
| Original Score: 1/5
June 25, 2005
This is pretty close to one of the worse movies that I've ever seen and having to recap it is making my brain bleed..
June 15, 2005
As long as director Uwe Boll is given money to make films, we are guaranteed at least one unintentionally uproarious gut-buster a year.
Full Review | Original Score: F
April 13, 2005
Boll's vague X-Files rip-off isn't scary or exciting, but inadvertently he's made a movie funnier than a lot of the purported comedies Hollywood cranks out.
Full Review | Original Score: F
March 30, 2005
How Uwe Boll manages to scrape together enough investment money to give wing to this type of overblown, amateurish gibberish is truly a mystery of the cosmos...
Full Review| Original Score: 0/5
March 1, 2005
Little of Alone in the Dark makes Earthly sense, but it at least knows how to be bad in original ways.
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February 27, 2005
Has just about everything a snarky bad movie lover could want--that is, except a guy and two robots sitting in the bottom right hand corner.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
February 10, 2005
Remember to get your bets in early as the Razzie winner for 2005.
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