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American Reunion Quotes

  • MILF Guy #1: MILF!

  • Kevin: You don't mess with the class of 1999 bitch!

  • Dr. Ron: You touch me and ill sue you for every penny you've got
    Dr. Ron: You touch me and ill sue you for every penny you've got.
    Steve Stifler: (Hits Ron) I don't own a goddamn penny
    Steve Stifler: [hits Ron] I don't own a goddamn penny.

  • Steve Stifler: jim your dad is so much cooler than you
    Steve Stifler: Your Dad is so much cooler than you!

  • Steve Stifler: Stifler Clause is here!

  • Kevin: Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?

  • Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.

  • Stiffler's Mom: I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either.

  • Michelle: Get off my husband you little piece of shit!

  • Jim's Dad: Oh shit, the fuz!

  • AJ: Did you just call yourself the Stiffmeister? That's the lamest thing ever
    AJ: Did you just call yourself the Stiffmeister? That's the lamest thing ever.
    Steve Stifler: I'm going to fucking kill you
    Steve Stifler: I'm going to fucking kill you.

  • Steve Stifler: Find your nuts and return them to your sack.

  • Oz: You completely destroyed their jetskis!
    Steve Stifler: They splashed us. So...

  • Steve Stifler: "last time i did this cell phones didn't exist"
    Steve Stifler: Last time I did this cell phones didn't exist.

  • Jim's Dad: Why is it called Vag? Is it only half a vagina?

  • Jim's Dad: Back in the day we called it a beaver.....and I snagged a pelt or two!
    Jim's Dad: Back in the day we called it a beaver... and I snagged a pelt or two!

  • MILF Guy #1: MILF!
    MILF Guy #2: MILF!

  • Jim's Dad: Well placed Thumb
    Jim's Dad: Well-placed Thumb.

  • Selena: Jim that pan lid is see clear.

  • Steve Stifler: I ain't worth jack shit!

  • Jim's Dad: Its the fuzz!!

  • Steve Stifler: Be her Daddy!

  • Steve Stifler: Vagina shark!

  • Finch: Don't hurt my friends!

  • Steve Stifler: Drink it! Drink it drink it drinkitdrinkitdrinkitdrinkit
    Steve Stifler: Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!

  • Steve Stifler: Let's make this Reunion our bitch.
    Steve Stifler: Let's make this reunion our bitch!

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