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American Wedding Quotes

  • Paul Finch: Grandmother-fucker.
    Steve Stifler: Mother fucker.
    Paul Finch: Yes I am.
    Steve Stifler: Oh, you son of a bitch.


  • Steve Stifler: It's on like Donkey Kong, beeyotch.


  • Kevin Myers: [raising a glass to toast] Gentlemen, to the next step...
    Jim Levenstein: Oh will you stop with that "next step" bullshit.
    Jim Levenstein: Oh will you stop with that 'next step' bullshit.
    Paul Finch: Put down your glass.


  • Steve Stifler: If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.


  • Steve Stifler: time for me to boom boom with the bridesmades finch fucker cause im gonna hang out with my wang...and im gonna rock out with my cock out
    Steve Stifler: Time for me to boom boom with the bridesmades Finch fucker, cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang... and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out.


  • Steve Stifler: thanks for inviteing me to the graduation fucker
    Steve Stifler: Gee, thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, fucker.


  • Michelle Flaherty: Love isn't just a feeling... It's shaving your balls...
    Michelle Flaherty: Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.


  • Steve Stifler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
    Steve Stifler: Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.


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