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  • Andy: There's sex and there's love...That what differentiates humans from animals.
    Andy: There's sex and there's love. That what differentiates humans from animals.

  • Claude: I LOVE Americans. You all have a good taste.

  • Andy: I didn't choose to become a werewolf. I can't face the fact that I've got to go around killing and eating people for the rest of my life.
    Brad: Better get used to it.

  • Serafine: (to Andy, about her zombie mother) - You scared her away.
    Andy: (frightened) - I scared her?! HA! [Panting] ...That's it. My friends were right: You're nuts. Nurses with walking corpses stealing hearts, and monsters and werewolves in the basement and the whole thing with the thing...
    Andy: (frightened) - I scared her?! HA! [Panting] That's it. My friends were right: You're nuts. Nurses with walking corpses stealing hearts, and monsters and werewolves in the basement and the whole thing with the thing.

  • Dr. Pigot: Did you see a girl? She's stolen my heart.
    Andy: I know the feeling.

  • Amy: Thanks for the lovely evening, douche-bag. You really know how to treat a lady!
    Andy: No! You're dead!
    Amy: No, I'm undead...Which means I'm forced to walk this wretched earth until you die.
    Amy: No, I'm undead. Which means I'm forced to walk this wretched earth until you die.
    Brad: [Brad appears as a zombie] - Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, you're gonna have to come through me.
    Amy: Oh, that's something (to Andy) ...It took me four years on a Stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!
    Amy: Oh, that's something (to Andy) It took me four years on a Stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!
    Andy: This can't be happening.
    Brad: Don't blame me Andy. I warned you.
    Amy: (to Andy) - Wait a minute. You knew about this all along?

  • Brad: You are the most egocentric corpse I've ever met.
    Amy: Listen, I don't know what kind of friend this jerk is to you, but he ate my spleen.

  • Andy: I'm losing...my freaking...skull!
    Andy: I'm losing, my freaking skull!

  • Serafine: I want you to blow a big bubble for me.
    Andy: What?
    Serafine: Well...It's a custom in France. The bigger the bubble, the more a boy likes a girl.
    Serafine: Well. It's a custom in France. The bigger the bubble, the more a boy likes a girl.

  • Claude: Americans?
    Andy: Yeah.
    Claude: Ah, I love Americans!

  • Amy: Who do you have to sleep with to get a guy to have sex with you?

  • Andy: (seemingly talking to himself, while talking a leak, looking down at his penis) - You're just jealous 'cause I'm about to score. You know, you can't just pop up and tell me what to do. I don't even know why I'm listening to you. I know you're dead and so do the police.

  • Andy: I'll never understand women.

  • Serafine: The full moon is rising; would you rather I remained out here with you?
    Serafine: The full moon is rising, would you rather I remained out here with you?

  • Chris: Get outta there now!
    Andy: Wha-- Why?
    Chris: There's a mutant in the cellar!
    Andy: A what?
    Chris: That French girl, she's a freak!

  • Andy: Great. Come to Paris and check out les drains.

  • Serafine: You're not the same as you used to be.
    Andy: Only since I met you.
    Serafine: Seriously. There's something I have to tell you, but you have to promise me you're not gonna freak out, okay?
    Andy: No, I'm a rock.
    Serafine: Okay. Um, the injury on your leg, it was not from a dog. It was...It was a werewolf.
    Serafine: Okay. Um, the injury on your leg, it was not from a dog. It was, it was a werewolf.
    Andy: (laughing) - Yeah.
    Serafine: I'm serious...And now you have become one too.
    Serafine: I'm serious. And now you have become one too.
    Andy: Great. Oh, I get it. I get it. Not Cinderella...Little Red Riding Hood now. Whatever kinky game you want to play, I am in [howling] ...Owe, owe, ooooowwwe!
    Andy: Great. Oh, I get it. I get it. Not Cinderella. Little Red Riding Hood now. Whatever kinky game you want to play, I am in [howling] Owe, owe, ooooowwwe!

  • Andy: (to Serafine, after she throws a man across the room) - Uh, hey. How did you do that? That...That guy, he weighed...I don't know. Uh--Do you...Do you work out?
    Andy: (to Serafine, after she throws a man across the room) - Uh, hey. How did you do that? That, that guy, he weighed, I don't know. Uh--Do you. Do you work out?

  • Amy: Are you kidding me? I love Jim Morrison.

  • Brad: The kind of girl jumps off the Eiffel Tower has issues, man. MAJOR issues!
    Andy: I have to find her.
    Brad: Get real, Miss Marple. Look, all we have is a shoe.
    Andy: Did you pick up the note? She had a note in her hand. If it's a suicide note, maybe we could go find out who she is!

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