Analyze That Reviews

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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
December 6, 2002
What we get in Analyze That are several talented actors delivering their familiar screen personas in the service of an idiotic plot.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
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James Berardinelli
ReelViews
December 5, 2002
Analyze That delivers its share of amusing moments, but, when it comes to inventive or inspired comedy, it is lacking.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Scott Nash
Three Movie Buffs
September 27, 2003
And the winner of the most Disappointing Sequel of 2002 Award goes to Analyze That.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Larry Carroll
Countingdown.com
December 6, 2002
It's like Kenny Rogers said, "You've got to know when to walk away".
Full Review | Original Score: C
Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star
December 6, 2002
You see Robert De Niro singing - and dancing to - West Side Story show tunes. Choose your reaction: A.) That sure is funny! B.) That sure is pathetic!
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
James Rocchi
Netflix
February 11, 2003
Billy Crystal and Robert De Niro sleepwalk through vulgarities in a sequel you can refuse.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
December 9, 2002
I can analyze this movie in three words: Thumbs Friggin' Down.
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons
January 5, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
December 7, 2002
Full Review | Original Score: C-
Bob Grimm
Las Vegas Mercury
December 7, 2002
With this installment, a joke that became old in the first film gets beaten to death, has its head cut off, is weighted down with rocks and tossed into the river.
| Original Score: 1.5/5
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Stephen Hunter
Washington Post
December 6, 2002
Wasting Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal's talent and too much of our time.
Brian Orndorf
Modamag.com
December 8, 2002
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review
December 2, 2002
It's pretty much of a mess, and the more you think about it, the worse it gets.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Rob Gonsalves
eFilmCritic.com
July 23, 2007
No longer has the elements of surprise and novelty in its favor.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Peter Howell
Toronto Star
December 6, 2002
An offer we can most definitely refuse.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye
December 17, 2002
In short, all the bouncing bullets in the world couldn't garner any gunpowder of fresh ideas to lift this gang of rehashed thugs and their sordid activities beyond the stagnation of comical creativity being served on a recycled platter.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
December 6, 2002
To say Analyze That is De Niro's best film since Meet the Parents sums up the sad state of his recent career.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Bob Bloom
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
December 6, 2002
No excuse can be found for wasting celluloid on this trying and tiring feature. If any movie needed to be taken for a one-way ride to the swamps of New Jersey and buried, it is Analyze That.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Danny Minton
KBTV-NBC (Beaumont, TX)
December 5, 2002
This is yet another example of the sequel that shouldn't have been made.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
Rob Blackwelder
SPLICEDWire
December 3, 2002
Worst of all (it) actually tries to jerk some tears with...maudlin soft-focus flashbacks of a happy childhood for De Niro's mafioso. Oh, puh-leaze!
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Todd McCarthy
Variety
October 18, 2008
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
April 29, 2009
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Geoff Andrew
Time Out
June 24, 2006
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Jeff Strickler
Minneapolis Star Tribune
May 19, 2004
Urban Cinefile Critics
Urban Cinefile
October 18, 2008
Elbert Ventura
PopMatters
December 6, 2002
Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel
3BlackChicks Review
December 8, 2002
Tony Toscano
Talking Pictures (U.S.)
December 9, 2002
...the team never ignites any lingering memories for the viewer.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Katrina Onstad
National Post
December 10, 2002
Alexander Walker
This is London
March 1, 2003
Christopher Tookey
Daily Mail [UK]
December 15, 2003

Baltimore Sun
December 6, 2002

ComingSoon.net
December 6, 2002
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St. Louis Post-Dispatch
December 6, 2002

Boston Phoenix
December 7, 2002

Orlando Weekly
December 12, 2002

FilmFour.com
March 4, 2003

Sydney Morning Herald
March 7, 2003

Guardian
March 25, 2003
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