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  • Brick Tamland: Yeah.. I stabbed a man in the heart
    Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
    Brick Tamland: Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.
    Ron Burgundy: Brick I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder.


  • Ron Burgundy: You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney.


  • Ron Burgundy: I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.


  • Garth Holiday: Ron why did you say that? Why? Why Ron? Why? You were my hero Ron!!!
    Ron Burgundy: Garth. . . I.
    Garth Holiday: And you come out and. . . Stink like that. . . Poop. . . your poop mouth. . . you have a poop out of your mouth!!!!
    Ron Burgundy: Garth, If I were to give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the Pain?
    Garth Holiday: I hate you Ron Burgundy!!! I hate you!!!!!!!!


  • Brick Tamland: I love, carpet. I love, desk.
    Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?
    Brick Tamland: I love, lamp.
    Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?
    Brick Tamland: I love lamp, I love lamp.


  • Brick Tamland: Heh heh! He said hinney!


  • Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion
    Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion.


  • Ron Burgundy: Go fuck yourself San Diego


  • Ron Burgundy: It's so hot (drinks milk) Milk was a bad choice.
    Ron Burgundy: It's so hot. Milk was a bad choice.


  • Brian Fantana: They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.


  • Brick Tamland: I hear that their periods attract bears. the bears can smell the menstration.
    Brick Tamland: I hear that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstration.


  • Veronica Corningstone: Brick are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited?


  • Ron Burgundy: Hey aqualung!


  • Brick Tamland: Sorry Champ...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
    Brick Tamland: Sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.


  • Ron Burgundy: By the beard of Zeus!


  • Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?


  • Brick Tamland: I love lamp.


  • Ron Burgundy: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?
    Ron Burgundy: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY!
    Ron Burgundy: Oh Audrey... I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY!


  • Ron Burgundy: it smells like burned hair on a dogs turd....
    Ron Burgundy: Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.


  • Champ Kind: It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!


  • Ron Burgundy: Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?
    Brick Tamland: I don't know.


  • Ron Burgundy: Whale's vagina
    Ron Burgundy: Whale's vagina.


  • Brian Fantana: I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes... I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called "The Octogon".
    Brian Fantana: I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes... I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called 'The Octogon'.


  • Ron Burgundy: [doing mouth exercises] The human torch is denied a bank loan.


  • Brian Fantana: Panda jerk!!!
    Brian Fantana: Panda jerk!


  • Ron Burgundy: Well... THAT escalated quickly.


  • Brick Tamland: Bears can smell the menstruation!


  • Brick Tamland: I love lamp.


  • Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.


  • Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker!


  • Ron Burgundy: I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!


  • Brick Tamland: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!


  • Ron Burgundy: (to his dog Baxter) - "hey, stop it, you know I don't speak spanish"
    Ron Burgundy: [to his dog Baxter] Hey, stop it, you know I don't speak spanish.


  • Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a delicious seafood dinner and then never call her again!


  • Brick Tamland: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!


  • Brick Tamland: LOUD NOISES!


  • Ron Burgundy: I ate a big red candle
    Ron Burgundy: I ate a big red candle.


  • Brick Tamland: Hey, where'd you get those clothes, the toilet store?


  • Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot.... Milk was a bad choice.
    Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... Milk was a bad choice.


  • Ron Burgundy: Ok before we start. Lets go over the ground-rules....No touching of the hair or face....And THAT'S IT. Now FIGHT!!!
    Ron Burgundy: Okay before we start. Lets go over the ground-rules....No touching of the hair or face... And THAT'S IT. Now FIGHT!


  • Ron Burgundy: Great Odens Raven!!
    Ron Burgundy: Great Odens Raven!


  • Ron Burgundy: Great Knights of Columbus that hurt!!!
    Ron Burgundy: Great Knights of Columbus that hurt!


  • Ron Burgundy: (as he takes the Jazz Flute out of his sleeve) This is embarrassing....I'm totally unprepared...
    Ron Burgundy: [as he takes the Jazz Flute out of his sleeve] This is embarrassing... I'm totally unprepared.


  • Ron Burgundy: (Talking to Baxter) You ate a whole wheel of cheese?!?! I'm not even angry. I'm actually quite impressed.
    Ron Burgundy: [talking to Baxter] You ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even angry. I'm actually quite impressed.


  • Brian Fantana: (About Sex Panther) They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime.
    Brian Fantana: [about Sex Panther] They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime.
    Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.


  • Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish...


  • Ron Burgundy: Hey it's Papa Burgandy!! Corningstone is fair game.
    Ron Burgundy: Hey it's Papa Burgundy! Corningstone is fair game.
    Brian Fantana: Eh-OH!!!!! There he is!!
    Brian Fantana: Eh-OH! There he is!
    Ron Burgundy: I'm very aroused.


  • Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby! I'm a man! An ANCHORMAN!


  • Brick Tamland: hey where did u get those clothes at the toilet store
    Brick Tamland: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?


  • Ron Burgundy: im ron burgundy u stay classy san diego
    Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego.


  • Veronica Corningstone: take me to pleasure town
    Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.


  • Ron Burgundy: u r a smelly pirate hooker
    Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.


  • Ron Burgundy: dont act like ur nit impressed
    Ron Burgundy: Don't act like you're not impressed.


  • Champ Kind: i will smash ur face into a car windshield and then take ur mother dorthy mantooth out to a nice dinner and NEVER call her again
    Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.


  • Veronica Corningstone: mr.burgundy u have a massive erection
    Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.


  • Brick Tamland: loooooud noises
    Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises.


  • Ron Burgundy: oh come on audrey i look like hell i have bags under my eyes whats that well if u were a man id punch u id punch u right in the mouth thats bush bush league
    Ron Burgundy: I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league.


  • Ron Burgundy: mmmm... i look... i mean really good hey everyone come and see how good i look
    Ron Burgundy: Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good.


  • Ron Burgundy: brick where did u get a hand grenade
    Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
    Brick Tamland: i dont know
    Brick Tamland: I don't know.


  • Ron Burgundy: hope im not disturbing u but uh i saw u across the party i dotn usually do this but i felt compelled to tell u something u have an absolutely breath taking hinee i mean that thing is good i wanna be friends with it
    Ron Burgundy: Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie.


  • Ron Burgundy: go fuck yourself san diego ahhh
    Ron Burgundy: Go fuck yourself, San Diego.


  • Ron Burgundy: mmm... drink it in it always goes down smooth
    Ron Burgundy: It always goes down smooth!


  • Ron Burgundy: oh its a deep burn oh its so deep oh i can barely lift my right arm cause i did so many i dunnoif u heard me counting i did over a thousand u have ur ubulous muscle that connects to the upper dorsamus
    Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.


  • Champ Kind: i woke up this morning and i shit a squirrel i mean literaly hell of it is damn things still alive so i got this shit covered squirrel down there in the office dont know what to name it
    Champ Kind: Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
    Brick Tamland: ohhh sorry champ i think i ate ur chocolate squirruel
    Brick Tamland: Oh, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.


  • Ron Burgundy: cannon ball
    Ron Burgundy: Cannon ball!


  • Ron Burgundy: how now brown cow how now brown cow how now brown cow
    Ron Burgundy: [doing mouth exercises] How now brown cow.


  • Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
    Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.


  • Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!


  • Brick Tamland: A| doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
    Brick Tamland: Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.


  • Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
    Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
    Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.


  • Brick Tamland: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
    Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about.


  • Ron Burgundy: You are a dirty pirate hooked
    Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.


  • Brick Tamland: Where'd you get those clothes at the Toilet Store?
    Brick Tamland: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?


  • Ron Burgundy: I may be wrong, but I believe diversity is and old, old wooden ship used in the Civil War.
    Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.


  • Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.


  • Ron Burgundy: There's nothing here to see, it's just an illusion, don't act like your not impressed.
    Ron Burgundy: Don't act like you're not impressed. It's an optical illusion.


  • Veronica Corningstone: Stop calling your arms guns.


  • Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
    Brick Tamland: I don't know.


  • Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
    Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct
    Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
    Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
    Ron Burgundy: No. No.
    Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
    Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.


  • Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.


  • Ron Burgundy: You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.


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