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  • Ron Burgundy: Walter, listen to me. Life isn't a fairy tale, it's not a bunch of jumping rope and grabbing ass. It's complicated. What do you want to do with your life? What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Walter Burgundy: I want to be an astronaut or a cowboy!
    Ron Burgundy: You're never gonna be any of those, okay?
    Veronica Corningstone: Ron!
    Ron Burgundy: You've gotta set the bar a lot lower. Service industry, fry cook, prison guard. Maybe you're a lighting guy at a porn shoot. Which basically means you hold up a flashlight while adults do things.
    Veronica Corningstone: He is a child, Ron!
    Ron Burgundy: Nah, nah, nah, nah! He's got hair on his nugs. He's old enough to hear this.


  • Veronica Corningstone: I will lock you in a closet!


  • Ron Burgundy: Guess what, Trevor? Every morning I get here half an hour earlier and I sexually assault a starfish!


  • Ron Burgundy: Damn it Lupita, what have you've been doing up there? Eating nachos?


  • Brick Tamland: (to Chani) Hi, my name is Brick Tamland and I was dead last week.
    Brick Tamland: Hi, my name is Brick Tamland and I was dead last week.


  • Ron Burgundy: I'm just a guy from Terre Haute Indiana with a big ol' dick and a fat wallet.


  • Champ Kind: Whammy!


  • Ron Burgundy: I'm going to have sex with a black woman!


  • Ron Burgundy: It's a new superhero named Lace-Man
    Ron Burgundy: It's a new superhero named Lace-Man.


  • Ron Burgundy: No offense, but you're a stupid asshole!


  • Brian Fantana: Ron, how many times have you smoked crack?
    Ron Burgundy: Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times
    Ron Burgundy: Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times.


  • Brick Tamland: I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong.


  • Ron Burgundy: Son, I fought a minotaur to be here. and I'd do it again.


  • Brian Fantana: I am going to meet my friends OJ Simpson, Phil Spector, and Robert Blake. They call themselves the Ladykillers.


  • Ron Burgundy: Who wants some chimichangas?


  • Ron Burgundy: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!


  • Jack Lime: I'm Jack Lame
    Jack Lime: I'm Jack Lame.


  • Ron Burgundy: Who is this Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!


  • Ron Burgundy: No, it has to be pronounced "Anus"
    Ron Burgundy: No, it has to be pronounced "Anus".


  • Ron Burgundy: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!


  • Ron Burgundy: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me
    Ron Burgundy: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.


  • Ron Burgundy: Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA!


  • Ron Burgundy: If your ass is the North Star, guys are gonna wanna follow it.
    Ron Burgundy: If your ass is the North Star, wise men are gonna wanna follow it.


  • Brick Tamland: He says that we all are going to die!


  • Ron Burgundy: I don't want to sound mean, but you're a stupid son of a bitch.


  • Ron Burgundy: It's known as the chicken of the cave
    Ron Burgundy: It's known as the chicken of the cave.
    Champ Kind: It's known as the chicken of the cave.


  • Brian Fantana: I've had 4 of my 7 illegitimate children using this condom.


  • Brick Tamland: I fear for the animals of New York.


  • Brian Fantana: Didn't you hear? Brick died.


  • Brian Fantana: This just feels right! The news team is back!


  • Brick Tamland: Ron yelled at me.


  • Ron Burgundy: I don't want to sound mean, but you're a stupid son of a bitch.
    Ron Burgundy: No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.


  • Champ Kind: It's known as the chicken of the cave.


  • Brick Tamland: The wind is really... windy!


  • Brick Tamland: Your hair is like wet popcorn.


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