Reviews

  • Aug 29, 2012

    Absolute pathetic horror movie! Wasted my time!

    Absolute pathetic horror movie! Wasted my time!

  • Mar 27, 2012

    Kind of silly, a little lame but interesting.

    Kind of silly, a little lame but interesting.

  • Aug 17, 2011

    An hour and a half of my life I won't get back.

    An hour and a half of my life I won't get back.

  • Jacob P Super Reviewer
    Jun 08, 2011

    BAD. This is one of the most horrible movies I've ever seen in my life...It's supposed to be one of those dark comedy films but It even failed trying to be funny. Really bad...I'd skip this one if I were you.

    BAD. This is one of the most horrible movies I've ever seen in my life...It's supposed to be one of those dark comedy films but It even failed trying to be funny. Really bad...I'd skip this one if I were you.

  • May 12, 2011

    I THOUGHT IT WAS SILLY FUNNY

    I THOUGHT IT WAS SILLY FUNNY

  • Mar 20, 2011

    This movie was hilarious. "I'm gonna go to Mexico. I gonna learn some Spanish, eat some tacos, and have a lot of kids". Hahaha. Oh my side hurts!

    This movie was hilarious. "I'm gonna go to Mexico. I gonna learn some Spanish, eat some tacos, and have a lot of kids". Hahaha. Oh my side hurts!

  • Oct 31, 2010

    It gets one full star due to the incredible Black Metal soundtrack! That's the only thing that kept me watching.

    It gets one full star due to the incredible Black Metal soundtrack! That's the only thing that kept me watching.

  • Sep 27, 2010

    Great opening premise, bad execution.

    Great opening premise, bad execution.

  • Jul 31, 2010

    Well Andre is played by Ron Jeremy, the porn star. He doesn't speak one word..just kills everyone who has been naughty instead of nice. Kind of a mix of soft porn with grade B horror. I got some good laughs out of it..if you can stand sitting through the awful script and acting. The credits are the best..shows them filming this absurd piece of schlock.

    Well Andre is played by Ron Jeremy, the porn star. He doesn't speak one word..just kills everyone who has been naughty instead of nice. Kind of a mix of soft porn with grade B horror. I got some good laughs out of it..if you can stand sitting through the awful script and acting. The credits are the best..shows them filming this absurd piece of schlock.

  • Jul 25, 2010

    Did I really watch a movie in which Ron Jeremy plays a demon butcher? Christ I have problems.

    Did I really watch a movie in which Ron Jeremy plays a demon butcher? Christ I have problems.