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  • Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

  • Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.

  • Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather.

  • Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.

  • Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread.

  • Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: Africa is God's country, and he can have it.

  • Arabella Rittenhouse: Captain, this leaves me speechless
    Arabella Rittenhouse: Captain, this leaves me speechless.
    Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: Well, see that you remain that way.

  • Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: Do you mind if I don't smoke?

  • Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: to Mrs. Rittenhouse and Mrs. Whitehead] Let's get married
    Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: [to Mrs. Rittenhouse and Mrs. Whitehead] Let's get married.
    Mrs. Whitehead: All of us?
    Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: All of us
    Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: All of us.
    Mrs. Whitehead: Why, that's bigamy
    Mrs. Whitehead: Why, that's bigamy.
    Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: Yes, and it's big of me too.

  • Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

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