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  • Jayotis 'Bear' Kurleenbear: What's up Harry? Did N.A.S.A. find oil on Uranus? Man.
    ‐ Submitted by Leon P (9 months ago)

  • Rockhound: This is so much fun, it`s freaky !
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (9 months ago)

  • Rockhound: Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (9 months ago)

  • Max Lennert: Something`s wrong.
    Rockhound: Yeah, it`s all wrong, man. We shouldn`t even be up here.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (10 months ago)

  • Col. Sharp: United States astronauts train for years. You have twelve days.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (10 months ago)

  • Rockhound: God, I hate knowing everything.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (10 months ago)

  • Rockhound: This place is like Dr. Seuss`s worst nightmare!
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (13 months ago)

  • A.J. Frost: Uh, Harry wanted you to have this.
    Dan Truman: He did, huh.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (22 months ago)

  • A.J. Frost: Uh, Harry wanted you to have this.
    Dan Truman: He did, huh ?
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (22 months ago)

  • Dan Truman: Welcome back, cowboy.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (22 months ago)

  • Dan Truman: Welcome back, cowboy.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (22 months ago)

  • A.J. Frost: Is this supposed to be like this ?
    Oscar Choi: Don't worry. This is normal.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (23 months ago)

  • Rockhound: Hey, guys, remember, we're, we're heroes now. So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid? Let's keep that under wraps all right.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (2 years ago)

  • Lev Andropov: Welcome home, astronauts.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (2 years ago)

  • Rockhound: This is so much fun, it's freaky.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (2 years ago)

  • Col. William Sharp: We have visual of the target, Houston.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (2 years ago)

  • Lev Andropov: I am not gas station. This is sophisticated laboratory.
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (2 years ago)

  • Lev Andropov: Welcome everybody!
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (2 years ago)

  • Rockhound: It's a god damn Greek tragedy!
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (2 years ago)

  • Rockhound: We are staying or going, staying or going. Come on, pick up your minds!
    ‐ Submitted by Dmitry V (2 years ago)

  • Col. William Sharp: You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (2 years ago)

  • Harry S. Stamper: Get a hold of Truman. Prepare the world for bad news.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (2 years ago)

  • Narrator: This is the Earth, at a time when dinosaurs roamed a lush & fertile planet. But the piece of rock just six miles wide changed all that. It hit with the force of ten thousand nuclear weapons. A trillion tons of dirt & rock hurtled into the atmosphere creating a suffocating blanket of dust the Sun was powerless to penetrate for a thousand years. It happened before, it will happen again, it's just a question of when.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Charles (Chick) Chapple: [to Rockhound] Get off the nuclear warhead.
    ‐ Submitted by David G (3 years ago)

  • Karl: Sir I'm a retired Navy, I know a lot about classified. but one more thing, the person who finds her gets to name her right?
    Dan Truman: Yes, that's right.
    Karl: I want to name her Dottie after my wife, she's a vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Harry S. Stamper: [Harry says to his fellow drillers] I know we have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth, wait for this big rock to crash into it, kill everything and everybody we know. United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody want to say 'no'?
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (4 years ago)

  • Rockhound: Just tryin' to have some fun before I die!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • A.J. Frost: Oscar? Oscar? [cries]
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Harry S. Stamper: Rockhound! Rockhound.
    Rockhound: Out of my way boy!
    Harry S. Stamper: [pushes Rockhound off to the ground and pins him] What's the matter with you Rockhound?
    Col. William Sharp: This is insane.
    Harry S. Stamper: You lost your mind?
    Col. William Sharp: He's got space dimension. Harry, you better watch your man.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Lev Andropov: Now I'm really a Russian hero!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Lev Andropov: I am the only certified astronaut. And I'm saving your American ass!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Oscar Choi: [to Bear] What is the deal? Is it just me, or is Watts really hot?
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: Yeah. [Bear and Rockhound both nod]
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts: BEAR!
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: Yes.
    Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts: Do we have a problem?
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: No.
    Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts: Because I'm trying to describe how these DAT's keep your ass on the ground so if I was to kick you in the balls and you don't know how to work them, what happens to you?
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: I'd float away.
    Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts: Yeah.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Rockhound: [turns around and back to face psychologist] Ok Cyclops lady is starting to bug me right now.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Max Lennert: You stick that in me, I'll stab you in the heart with it. Have you ever seen Pulp Fiction?
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Gen. Kimsey: The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Rockhound: [finishes of Rubik's Cube and let's it roll on the table] Piece of cake.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Harry S. Stamper: White... horse.
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: White... house. White house.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Oscar Choi: Hey did you say Grace? I thought you meant Bear.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Dan Truman: Nothing will survive, not even bacteria.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Harry S. Stamper: Why are you listening to someone that's a hundred thousand miles away?
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Harry S. Stamper: AJ, I got just five words for you: Damn glad to see you boy!
    A.J. Frost: That's six words.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Rockhound: Woman with large breasts, woman with medium breasts, woman with small breasts, this looks like you... with breasts.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (4 years ago)

  • Rockhound: Man, I swear to God, she never told me her age.
    ‐ Submitted by Conner F (5 years ago)

  • Dan Truman: Well, actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote.
    ‐ Submitted by Conner F (5 years ago)

  • Col. William Sharp: Get off the nuclear warhead!
    Oscar Choi: I was doing the thing, you know where the guy rides the rocket into battle?
    Col. William Sharp: Now!
    Col. William Sharp: Oh you didn't see that one? I just wanted to feel the power between my legs.
    ‐ Submitted by Conner F (5 years ago)

  • Oscar Choi: If anything I'm Han [Solo], and your... Chewbacca.
    Oscar Choi: Chewy? Have you even seen Star Wars?
    ‐ Submitted by Conner F (5 years ago)

  • Lev Andropov: Components? American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
    ‐ Submitted by Conner F (5 years ago)

  • Lev Andropov: Don't touch my uncle! You know? He's a genius of my family.
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

  • Charles (Chick) Chapple: Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

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