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  • Rockhound: Hey, guys, remember: we`re, we`re heroes now. So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid... . Let`s keep that under wraps, all right !
    Rockhound: Hey, guys, remember: we're, we're heroes now. So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid. Let`s keep that under wraps, all right!


  • Lev Andropov: I am not a gas station. This is a sophisticated laboratory.


  • Jayotis 'Bear' Kurleenbear: What's up Harry? Did N.A.S.A. find oil on Uranus? Man.


  • Rockhound: This is so much fun, it`s freaky !


  • Rockhound: Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.


  • Max Lennert: Something`s wrong.
    Rockhound: Yeah, it`s all wrong, man. We shouldn`t even be up here.


  • Col. Sharp: United States astronauts train for years. You have twelve days.


  • Rockhound: God, I hate knowing everything.


  • Rockhound: This place is like Dr. Seuss`s worst nightmare !
    Rockhound: This place is like Dr. Seuss`s worst nightmare!


  • A.J. Frost: Uh, Harry wanted you to have this.
    Dan Truman: He did, huh.


  • A.J. Frost: Uh, Harry wanted you to have this.
    Dan Truman: He did, huh ?


  • Dan Truman: Welcome back, cowboy.


  • Dan Truman: Welcome back, cowboy.


  • A.J. Frost: Is this supposed to be like this ?
    Oscar Choi: Don't worry. This is normal.


  • Rockhound: "Hey, guys, remember: We're - We're heroes now. So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid - Let's keep that under wraps all right ?
    Rockhound: Hey, guys, remember, we're, we're heroes now. So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid? Let's keep that under wraps all right.


  • Lev Andropov: "Welcome home, astronauts."
    Lev Andropov: Welcome home, astronauts.


  • Rockhound: "This is so much fun, it's freaky."
    Rockhound: This is so much fun, it's freaky.


  • Col. William Sharp: "We have visual of the target, Houston."
    Col. William Sharp: We have visual of the target, Houston.


  • Lev Andropov: "I am not gas station. This is sophisticated laboratory."
    Lev Andropov: I am not gas station. This is sophisticated laboratory.


  • Lev Andropov: "Welcome, everybody !"
    Lev Andropov: Welcome everybody!


  • Rockhound: "It's a god damm Greek tragedy !"
    Rockhound: It's a god damn Greek tragedy!


  • Rockhound: "We are staying or going, staying or going. Come on, pick up your minds !"
    Rockhound: We are staying or going, staying or going. Come on, pick up your minds!


  • Col. William Sharp: You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA!


  • Harry S. Stamper: Get a hold of Truman. Prepare the world for bad news.


  • Narrator: "This is the Earth, at a time when dinosaurs roamed a lush & fertile planet. But the piece of rock just six miles wide changed all that. It hit with the force of ten thousand nuclear weapons. A trillion tons of dirt & rock hurtled into the atmosphere creating a suffocating blanket of dust the Sun was powerless to penetrate for a thousand years. It happened before, it will happen again, it's just a question of when."
    Narrator: This is the Earth, at a time when dinosaurs roamed a lush & fertile planet. But the piece of rock just six miles wide changed all that. It hit with the force of ten thousand nuclear weapons. A trillion tons of dirt & rock hurtled into the atmosphere creating a suffocating blanket of dust the Sun was powerless to penetrate for a thousand years. It happened before, it will happen again, it's just a question of when.


  • Charles (Chick) Chapple: Charles (Chick) Chapple: (to Rockhound) Get off the nuclear warhead.
    Charles (Chick) Chapple: [to Rockhound] Get off the nuclear warhead.


  • Karl: Sir I'm a retired Navy, I know a lot about classified. but one more thing, the person who finds her gets to name her right?
    Dan Truman: Yes, that's right.
    Karl: I want to name her Dottie after my wife, she's a vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.


  • Harry S. Stamper: [Harry says to his fellow drillers] I know we have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth, wait for this big rock to crash into it, kill everything and everybody we know. United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody want to say "no"?
    Harry S. Stamper: [Harry says to his fellow drillers] I know we have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth, wait for this big rock to crash into it, kill everything and everybody we know. United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody want to say 'no'?


  • Rockhound: I'm trying to have some fun before I die!
    Rockhound: Just tryin' to have some fun before I die!


  • A.J. Frost: Oscar?...Oscar?...(cries)
    A.J. Frost: Oscar? Oscar? [cries]


  • Harry S. Stamper: Rockhound! Rockhound
    Harry S. Stamper: Rockhound! Rockhound.
    Rockhound: out of my way boy!
    Rockhound: Out of my way boy!
    Harry S. Stamper: (pushes Rockhound off to the ground and pins him) What's the matter with you Rockhound?
    Harry S. Stamper: [pushes Rockhound off to the ground and pins him] What's the matter with you Rockhound?
    Col. William Sharp: This is insane.
    Harry S. Stamper: you lost your mind?
    Harry S. Stamper: You lost your mind?
    Col. William Sharp: He's got space dimension. Harry, you better watch your man.


  • Lev Andropov: Now I'm really a Russian hero!


  • Lev Andropov: I am the only certified astronaut and I'm saving your American ass!
    Lev Andropov: I am the only certified astronaut. And I'm saving your American ass!


  • Oscar Choi: What is it? Is it just me or is it just Watts really hot
    Oscar Choi: What is it? Is it just me or is it just what is really hot
    Oscar Choi: [to Bear] What is the deal? Is it just me, or is Watts really hot?
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: Yeah. (Bear and Rockhound both nod)
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: Yeah. [Bear and Rockhound both nod]


  • Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts: BEAR!
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: Yes.
    Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts: Do we have a problem?
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: No.
    Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts: Becuase I'm trying to describe how these DATs keep your ass on the ground so if I was to kick you in the balls and you don't know how to work them, what happens to you?
    Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts: Because I'm trying to describe how these DAT's keep your ass on the ground so if I was to kick you in the balls and you don't know how to work them, what happens to you?
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: I'd float away
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: I'd float away.
    Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts: Yeah.


  • Rockhound: (Turns around and back to face psychologist) Ok Cyclops lady is starting to bug me right now.
    Rockhound: [turns around and back to face psychologist] Ok Cyclops lady is starting to bug me right now.


  • Max Lennert: You stick that in me, I'll stab you in the heart with it. Have you ever seen Pulp Fiction?


  • Gen. Kimsey: Now Look. Our Fate of our world is in the hands of a bunch of retards.
    Gen. Kimsey: The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.


  • Rockhound: (finishes of Rubik's Cube and lets it roll on the table) Piece of cake.
    Rockhound: [finishes of Rubik's Cube and let's it roll on the table] Piece of cake.


  • Harry S. Stamper: White...horse...
    Harry S. Stamper: White... horse.
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: "White...House...WhiteHouse.
    Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: White... house. White house.


  • Oscar Choi: Hey did you say Grace? I thought you meant Bear.


  • Dan Truman: Nothing will survive, not even bacteria.


  • Harry S. Stamper: Why would you listen to someone a hundred thousand miles away?
    Harry S. Stamper: Why are you listening to someone that's a hundred thousand miles away?


  • Harry S. Stamper: I've got just five words to tell ya!
    Harry S. Stamper: AJ, I got just five words for you: Damn glad to see you boy!
    A.J. Frost: What's that?
    A.J. Frost: That's six words.
    Harry S. Stamper: DAM GLAD TO SEE YA BOY!!!!!
    A.J. Frost: That's six words.


  • Rockhound: Woman with large breasts, woman with medium breasts, woman with small breasts, this looks like you...with breasts.
    Rockhound: Woman with large breasts, woman with medium breasts, woman with small breasts, this looks like you... with breasts.


  • Rockhound: Harry I swear she didn't tell me her age.
    Rockhound: Man, I swear to God, she never told me her age.


  • Dan Truman: We have much better rockets than the coyote.
    Dan Truman: Well, actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote.


  • Col. William Sharp: Get off the nuclear warhead!
    Oscar Choi: I was doing the thing, you know where the guy rides the rocket into battle?
    Col. William Sharp: Now!
    Col. William Sharp: Oh you didn't see that one? I just wanted to feel the power between my legs.


  • Oscar Choi: If anything I'm Han [Solo], and your... Chewbacca.
    Oscar Choi: Chewy? Have you even seen Star Wars?


  • Lev Andropov: Components? American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!


  • Lev Andropov: Don't touch my uncle! You know? He's a genius of my family.


  • Charles (Chick) Chapple: Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?


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