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  • Arthur: Oh hello Vivienne! I remember you from when I used to live in your whomb!


  • Susan: ( Kisses Arthur )
    Susan: [kisses Arthur]
    Arthur: What was that?!
    Susan: A french kiss...
    Arthur: You sure? The french always surrender! That was decidedly German
    Arthur: You sure? The french always surrender! That was decidedly German.


  • Arthur: Vivienne! Susienne! Satan! Susan!


  • Arthur: Don't blame Bitterman! He had a hell of a struggle to get me out of the bath!


  • Arthur: It's orphan Annie! As a man!! Orphan Mannie!!
    Arthur: It's orphan Annie! As a man!! Orphan Mannie!


  • Hobson: did you kill minnie mouse or did she surrender her dress willingly?
    Hobson: Did you kill Minnie mouse or did she surrender her dress willingly?
    Naomi: if it helps she didnt suffer
    Naomi: If it helps she didn't suffer.


  • Arthur: "who makes that kind of commitment to a shoe?"
    Arthur: Who makes that kind of commitment to a shoe?


  • Arthur: I think I found something that's attracted to you.


  • Arthur: Mr. Johnson, a very wise man once said I like your tower but I love your daughter. Can I marry her please?
    Arthur: Mr. Johnson, a very wise man once said, I like your tower but I love your daughter. Can I marry her please?


  • Officer #2: You're drunk again Arthur
    Officer #2: You're drunk again Arthur.
    Arthur: No. I have remained drunk since our last encounter
    Arthur: No... I have remained drunk since our last encounter.


  • Library Boy #2: You sound like Harry Potter.
    Arthur: What's wrong with that? Harry Potter was a great wizard!


  • Library Girl #1: Are you a girl or a boy?
    Arthur: Doesn't matter.


  • Arthur: If you were sitting alone. I'd bring you a sandwich...
    Arthur: If you were sitting alone. I'd bring you a sandwich.
    Naomi: Then I would sit alone then...
    Naomi: Then I would sit alone then.


  • Arthur: Is that gonna be your vows? "Till death do us part, as scheduled..."?
    Arthur: Are those gonna be your vows? Till death do us part... As scheduled.


  • Arthur: Why have you never told me?
    Hobson: I didn't want you to feel bad.
    Arthur: Why are you telling me now?
    Hobson: I want you to feel bad.


  • Arthur: Yes, my bed is made of magnet. At least there is something in this room that is attracted to you.


  • Hobson: Normally, one would have to go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of her stature.


  • Bitterman: Hey, I am a greasy fat Mexican. Why would you hire me as drive your Rolls.


  • Hobson: I'll alert the media


  • Arthur Bach: That was vodka!
    Hobson: Refreshed


  • Arthur Bach: For example, you love horses. I don't trust them. Their shoes are permanent. Who makes that kind of commitment to a shoe?


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