Asphalt Watches

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Visual artists Seth Scriver and Shayne Ehman travel across Canada and encounter dull violence, consumerism and eccentric people.

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Critic Reviews for Asphalt Watches

All Critics (3) | Fresh (2) | Rotten (1)

  • Of course, it all goes on way, way too long, but no story that involves a cross-Canada trek could ever feel authentic without stretches of ass-numbing tedium.

    January 30, 2018 | Full Review…
  • It's merely a charming novelty whose parts unfortunately possess more worth than the whole.

    June 27, 2016 | Rating: C | Full Review…
  • [This] garish, grotesque work of flash-animated surrealism might best be described as the lovechild of psychedelic cartoonist Robert Crumb and Pendleton Ward, creator of the TV series Adventure Time.

    July 3, 2015 | Full Review…

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