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Assassin's Bullet Reviews

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September 13, 2016
I love spy movies but this one is so boring, unrealistic, poorly acted, that after an hour I was a sound asleep. I think you get the idea on how bad this is.
½ October 17, 2015
There was once a time when a Christian Slater movie was appealing as he's a good actor but now if this is anything to go by then his career is just about done. Simply put this is awful
October 26, 2014
WOW.....WOW....WOW....WOW....SO SO SO SO BAD......MAN I HAVE JUST SEEN THIS MOVIE 4 THE 1ST TIME N THINK THAT THIS IS SUCH A DREADFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH......ITS GOT GOOD FIGHT SCENES THROUGHOUT THIS MOVIE......MAN THE SCRIPT IS SO SO SO SO WEAK THROUGHOUT THIS MOVIE.....IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SO SO SO SO BAD MOVIE 2 WATCH,......IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, ITS GOT A GOOD SOUNDTRACK THORUGHOUT THIS MOVIE.....MAN THIS IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, ITS GOT GOOD GUN SHOOT OUTS THROUGHOUT THIS MOVIE......MAN THIS IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH IT IS SO SO SO SO BAD, ITS GOT A REALLY WEAK SCRIPT THROUGHOUT THIS MOVIE.....MAN THIS IS SUCH AN AWFUL MESSY MESSY MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SO SO SO BAD MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, ITS SO BAD 2 WATCH, JUST AVOID THIS MOVIE IT IS SO SO SO BAD.......
½ June 18, 2014
The Worst Action Movie I Ever Seen.F
October 7, 2013
One sentence summary: This was a terribly expensive and terrible vanity film.
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Bulgaria: Christian and Muslim, modern but also with horse-drawn carts, belly dancing and computers.
Slater's character Robert works at the US embassy in Sofia on educational programs. He's a big tipper, and gives money and food to the unfortunate. He drinks a lot. His friend Kahn recommends therapy, but Robert would rather just avoid.
He's former FBI; his wife was eastern European, but she was killed in New York. So he's staying away from New York, and being altruistic.
Threads: Ashdown wants Robert to come out of retirement and hunt down some local thug. Kahn wants Robert to get on with his life. Elika wants to kill all the people who wronged her as a child. Robert works with Elika on a literacy project. Dr. Kahn treats Elika for her blackouts or syncope (wikipedia...'a transient loss of consciousness and postural tone, characterized by rapid onset, short duration, and spontaneous recovery...'). Robert starts working with Bulgarian police in Sofia, as arranged through Ashdown. Robert and one of the belly dancers become friendly.
Robert and the police start with the killing of a Muslim Jihadist. Robert shows some police work. The film shows some crooked cops.
Dr. Kahn gets Elika to let certain memories surface, such as her time in an insane asylum, and her recruitment and training into a group of assassins. She later visits the doctor dressed as her assassin persona. We get to see the sepia footage (again, again, again...I lost count) of her parents just before they were murdered.
Kahn advises Robert to be careful, in case the belly dancer is just in love with his passport. The belly dancer dramatically drives a dagger into the seat cushion next to Robert's head, then runs off into the night. Robert follows, then catches up with her. She asks for a meeting later.
Robert starts to put the pieces together. Does he ever make a difference? Sadly, no.

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Cinematography: 6/10 Tends to be dark and blurred out.

Sound: 8/10 No particular problems; just a bit boring.

Acting: 4/10 Veterans Slater, Sutherland, and Spall were OK, given the weak screenplay. Portnoy was amateurish. Many of the supporting players were just terrible.

Screenplay: 0/10 Fails as a thriller, since suspense was not sustained. Fails as a mystery, since the main character's problems were telegraphed from the beginning. Fails as an action-adventure film, since most of the combat is sniper action, or just unbelievable. As a psychological drama, it is poorly done. The endless repeats of the childhood trauma were not good exposition; they were just irritating. The interactions with Dr. Kahn might have been much better if the actor playing the psycho were better.
June 7, 2013
The director of Undisputed 2 and 3 does his best here, but ultimately it's a bad Nikita knock-off. Mostly boring, but there's a good gun scene at the end. The setting of Sofia, Bulgaria and the belly dancing is a nice touch.
May 30, 2013
it's cheap spy-thrilled and made an audience felt like getting assassinated too
May 19, 2013
Entertaining, but quite fluff
February 18, 2013
Wow this movie has horrible reviews
February 8, 2013
What the f#$@ is this? Like... seriously, what the f#$@? Equivalent to a Kindergarten with crayons and a blank page. The editing has no rhythm, the credit font is fucking bizarre, the music is so strange... It's mind-boggling that this movie exists.
½ February 5, 2013
I really like Slater. Good psychological thriller. Good for late night take-my-mind-off-shit movie
January 21, 2013
Lacks action or suspense, but maybe a couple laughs.
January 6, 2013
Slow start. Poor finish. Minimal action. No oscars here.
January 5, 2013
Spoiler alert.... Why would FBI who are the ones behind the assassinations bring on an agent to find out the identity that they already know? Is it just to make you confused until you realize it's a bad movie and its too late? Sucky film made by hacks who figure the audience is ignorant.
January 2, 2013
It was okay. Alittle slow but had a nice twist which was nicely played out.
December 30, 2012
A complete waste of time.
½ December 16, 2012
Not the greatest film... miss and not a hit!
November 10, 2012
Seriously bad film!!!!
½ November 9, 2012
Entitled "Sofia" on this side of the pond. How on earth did anyone manage to persuade the likes of Christian Slater, Donald Sutherland & Timothy Spall to participate in this absolute load of twaddle?
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