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Assault on Precinct 13 Reviews

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January 19, 2005
Just duck, shoot or be shot, a bloody race to see who can be the last man standing, and maybe manage a wisecrack or two.
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
February 8, 2005
Boring and tepid, it's something best forgotten about. Which you will do within an hour of seeing it.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
January 20, 2005
James De Monaco's strenuously hipster script reaches for black comedy but never comes close.
January 28, 2005
Without a few characters worth rooting FOR or AGAINST, what we're left with is soft-core porn with guns instead of genitalia.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
January 24, 2005
An assault to your intelligence, and an assault on your ears and eyes.
January 24, 2005
This cop remake is an Assault on the cast's respective resumes
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
January 17, 2005
the primary attack being perpetrated by this 2004 version of Assault on Precinct 13 is on Carpenter's classic.
| Original Score: 2/5
October 30, 2006
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
January 18, 2005
It provides some escapist entertainment, insofar as seeing people try to kill each other constitutes 'escapism.' (What would you be escaping from? Pleasantness?)
Full Review | Original Score: C+
January 19, 2005
What starts out as a slightly above average action movie sinks to a merely mediocre one as the eye rolls and head shakes build.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
January 20, 2005
Although there are a handful of surprises, mostly it's all too predictable.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
April 18, 2009
"Assault On Precinct 13" is a movie that tries to elaborately connect modern day police technology and methods to out-of-date aspects from John Carpenter's'70s era film. The result is that the audience is pulled from feeling like you're watching a blow-ou
Full Review | Original Score: C-
January 19, 2005
The film has an appropriately dark and gritty look, but it suffers from some glaring problems.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
February 1, 2005
This was perhaps an attempt to open the story up, but it only manages to slow everything down while giving us a boring, one-dimensional bad guy.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
April 29, 2009
A very empty experience when you pit it against Carpenter's "Assault on Precinct 13."
January 19, 2005
An embarrassment for all involved.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
January 18, 2005
mock Assault on Precinct 13 for all of its scene-chewing, stinktastic glory or your head will explode in a rage.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
January 17, 2005
A reasonably entertaining update of a reliable action-drama formula.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
January 19, 2005
[A] tenth-generation Xerox of Die Hard... blurry, fuzzy, just faintly hinting at far superior movies it's trying to ape...
January 19, 2005
A ho-hum police action drama that did not merit a remake.
Full Review| Original Score: 1/5
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