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Assault on Precinct 13 Reviews

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June 24, 2006
At its best, though, this is witty, tense and bloody: a homage that Carpenter might appreciate.
July 5, 2005
Fishburne even manages to make crass violence witty.
May 20, 2005
It's good for a silly laugh, this stuff. And maybe this movie will draw renewed attention to Carpenter's eminently better movie.
January 25, 2005
This meat-and-potatoes dish of moviemaking is sufficiently tasty to satisfy auds hungry for old-fashioned rock-the-house action.
January 24, 2005
A great deal of thought may have gone into the making of Assault on Precinct 13, but its tone and its rhythms are consistently out of whack.
January 24, 2005
An assault to your intelligence, and an assault on your ears and eyes.
January 23, 2005
It's a good old-fashioned shoot-'em-up with a few nice twists and some very good acting.
January 23, 2005
My preference for the remake over the original has more to do with its harsh representation of contemporary state corruption and its unsentimental ethical distinctions than with its success as a thriller.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
January 21, 2005
Restores thirteen to its place as the unluckiest number.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
January 20, 2005
James De Monaco's strenuously hipster script reaches for black comedy but never comes close.
January 19, 2005
The film has an appropriately dark and gritty look, but it suffers from some glaring problems.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
January 19, 2005
Don't avoid the new Assault on Precinct 13 because it's a remake. There are plenty of other reasons.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
January 19, 2005
You've got to smile at a movie that puts two key female characters in high heels and skimpy dresses and brazenly insists that it makes perfect sense that they be dressed that way for a shootout in the middle of a snowstorm.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
January 19, 2005
Breaks the first and only commandment of remakes: Thou shall at the very least do justice to the original, or thou shall not be made at all.
January 19, 2005
Fans should appreciate the remake for what it is: a breathless little revisit to that old precinct house, expertly performed.
Read More | Original Score: 3/4
January 19, 2005
Matches a dingy urban setting with a compelling situation and throws in an ensemble of interesting characters who become even more interesting under stress.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
January 19, 2005
A studiously cheesy remake of John Carpenter's 1976 cult fave shoot-'em-up.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
January 19, 2005
Just duck, shoot or be shot, a bloody race to see who can be the last man standing, and maybe manage a wisecrack or two.
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
January 19, 2005
Making a B-movie out of an old A-movie -- which is what Carpenter did -- is smart and fun. Making an A-movie out of an old B-movie -- which is what director Jean-Francois Richet tries to do here -- is just sort of silly.
January 19, 2005
A thriller that actually thrills.
Read More | Original Score: 3/4
January 19, 2005
Hawke and Fishburne make it work, supported by a mostly strong cast.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
January 19, 2005
The sort of remake that inspires faith in second chances.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
January 19, 2005
A smartly assembled noir package.
Read More | Original Score: 3/4
January 19, 2005
Richet and DeMonaco respect the original movie while adding depth to the characters and complications to the situation.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
January 19, 2005
Gleefully filled with corruption, violence, paranoia, thug-speak and mayhem. It's mad, it's bad and it's bloody. Yep, it's a bonafide blast.
Read More | Original Score: B+
January 19, 2005
Assault can't be called great, but it has the guts to throw all its hard-core chips into the pot, which makes it almost as much of a butt-kicking novelty as Carpenter's original.
Read More | Original Score: B
January 19, 2005
One of the few good things to be said about Assault on Precinct 13 is that, early in the new season, we get one of the year's worst movies over and done with.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
January 19, 2005
Though Richet stretches believability near the end, action-movie fans should assault theaters for an entertaining stay at Precinct 13.
Read More | Original Score: 3.5/5
January 19, 2005
Jean-François Ríchet, the director of the new Assault, is working from a script, by James DeMonaco, that creates a handful of zingy one-note lowlifes but that hasn't updated the isolated-precinct premise in a timely or thoughtful way.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
January 19, 2005
The premise may be outlandish, the action unrealistic and sometimes silly and the characters formulaic. But the movie rips and roars.
Read More | Original Score: 3/4
January 19, 2005
For one thing, it's silly. For another, it's not always silly enough to be diverting.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
January 19, 2005
Strong performances and a couple of new twists.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
January 18, 2005
It's not great art, but, for B-movie fans and those looking for a mid-winter jolt of energy, it's good fun.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
January 18, 2005
Gets a ruthless grip on the audience's throat early and never lets go.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
January 18, 2005
A savvy and extensive reworking of John Carpenter's 1976 cult classic of the same name.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
January 18, 2005
Good, gory fun.
Read More | Original Score: 3/4
January 18, 2005
A polished B-movie with lots of gunfire, a sheen of craftsmanship and few pretensions to be anything it isn't.
Full Review | Original Score: B-
January 18, 2005
The cheese factor is satisfying and the no-frills approach has a gut-level appeal.
Read More | Original Score: C+
January 18, 2005
A surprisingly credible action flick -- even with Ethan Hawke in the role of a neurotic hipster police sergeant.
January 13, 2005
Stars (the Carpenter version didn't have any) Ethan Hawke and Laurence Fishburne provide enough gravitas to keep things involving even as some of the supporting characters fight a losing battle with caricature.