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Austin Powers in Goldmember Quotes

  • Nigel Powers: Oh my god! You're a tripod.
    Mini-Me: [nods]


  • Austin Powers: Mole!
    Basil Expedition: Oh, shut up!


  • Austin Powers: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
    Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
    Austin Powers: I open mouth kissed a horse once.
    Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?
    Austin Powers: That's something you don't know.


  • Goldmember (in Movie): You see Austin Powers, I love GOOOLD!. The taste of it, the smell of, the teexture...
    Goldmember (in Movie): You see Austin Powers, I love GOLD! The taste of it, the smell of, the teexture...
    Goldmember (in Movie): You see Austin Powers, I love GOLD! The taste of it, the smell of, the texture...


  • Dr. Evil (in Movie): How about you don't 'ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don't.'


  • Goldmember: Hey, Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.
    Dr. Evil: How about, no! you crazy Dutch bastard!


  • Austin Powers: You know, Dr. Evil, I used to think you're crazy.
    Dr. Evil: I know.
    Austin Powers: Well, now I can see you're nuts. I thank you.


  • Fook Mi: Austin. This is my twin sister. Her name is Fook Yu. Foook Yuuu, Foook Miii. See.
    Austin Powers: (In a whisper shout) t-tw-TWINS, TWINS!
    Austin Powers: [in a whisper shout] t-tw-TWINS, TWINS!


  • Dr. Evil (in Movie): Are those, "frickin sharks with "frickin laser beams attached to their heads?"
    Dr. Evil (in Movie): Are those, frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?


  • Goldmember (in Movie): For you see... I love Gold!!!
    Goldmember (in Movie): For you see... I love Gold!
    Goldmember (in Movie): For you see... I love gold!


  • Austin Powers (in Movie): Yeah, baby yeah!


  • Dr. Evil (in Movie): Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.


  • Nigel Powers: There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.


  • Dr. Evil (in Movie): I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch!
    Dr. Evil (in Movie): You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch.


  • Goldmember (in Movie): Can I paint his shoe goooooold? It's kinda my thing.
    Goldmember (in Movie): Can I paint his shoe gold? It's kinda my thing.
    Goldmember (in Movie): Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.


  • Austin Powers (in Movie): Yeah, baby, yeah!


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