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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Quotes

  • Dr. Evil: Scott, do you want to see my project?
    Scott Evil: Blow me.
    Dr. Evil: What did you say?
    Scott Evil: I said show me.


  • Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women second.
    Austin Powers: Or sometimes not at all!


  • Austin Powers: What do you do Mr. Number Two?
    Number Two: That's my business.


  • Austin Powers: So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? Top and tails? A whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the JOB, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a "how's-your-father".
    Austin Powers: So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? Top and tails? A whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the JOB, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's-your-father'.


  • Austin Powers: No man. What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent man. If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would've done things much differently but the spirit would remain the same. It's freedom baby. Yeah!


  • Austin Powers: You didn't happen to see... anything at all.


  • Dr. Evil: do you like your quasi futeristic clothes mr powers i desighned them my self
    Dr. Evil: Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.


  • Austin Powers: jimmi hendrix deceased janis joplin deceased alchahol mama cass deceaced ham sandwich
    Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.


  • Patty O'Brien: they're always after me lucky charms.
    Patty O'Brien: They're always after me lucky charms.


  • Dr. Evil: One million dollars!


  • Austin Powers: Yeah, baby!


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