Austin Powers: Why won't you die?


Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Oh nothing, 'Darth'
Dr. Evil: What did you call me?
Scott Evil: Nothing. (Mimics sneezing) RIP OFF!!
Dr. Evil: Bless you.


Fat Bastard: GET IN MAH BELLEH
Fat Bastard: Get in my belly.


Austin Powers: Please God, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.


Frau Farbissina: Lies. ALL LIES!


Austin Powers: Those are skin-tight, how did you get into those pants, baby?
Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.


Austin Powers: This coffee smells like shit.
Basil Exposition: That is shit Austin.
Austin Powers: Oh good well its not me then.


Vanessa Kensington: I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy. (Robot rewinding of previous statement) I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy.
Vanessa Kensington: I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy. [robot rewinding of previous statement] I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy.
Austin Powers: Are you okay?
Vanessa Kensington: I' ve never felt better Austin. (Then crushes champagne glass in her hand.)
Vanessa Kensington: I' ve never felt better Austin. [then crushes champagne glass in her hand]
Austin Powers: ..Alright then. I'm just going to go watch a moooovie...................HEY, In Like Flint. Thats my favourite movie.
Austin Powers: Alright then. I'm just going to go watch a moooovie... HEY, In Like Flint. Thats my favourite movie.


Fat Bastard: I ATE A BABY!
Fat Bastard: I ate a baby!