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  • Thornton Melon: With the shape my body is in, I could donate it to science fiction.

  • Thornton Melon: Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out, then bring one every ten minutes.

  • Diane: Whoever wrote that doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vogenegut!
    Thornton Melon: And another thing Vogenegut, I'm stopping payment on the check!!

  • Thornton Melon: Class huh? Let's talk about class ok Vanessa. There's you and Gorgio in the guest room. Very classy. There's you and Gorgio in the rumpus room, another classy one. Whoo this one i can't figure out! There's you, there's Gorgio, what's with the midget? Hey wait I've got more!

  • Thornton Melon: Call me sometime, when you have no class
    Thornton Melon: Call me sometime, when you have no class.

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