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Bad Girls From Mars Reviews

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½ May 16, 2015
horrible i want my hour & 21 minutes back!!!!
February 4, 2012
For a slasher spoof this would be in the so bad its good catogory
November 9, 2011
Some films are born excellent, some films achieve excellence, and some have excellence thrust upon them. Bad Girls From Mars is the beneficiary of excellence by way of mediocrity in its "USA Up-All Night" genre, by birth, achievement and victimization.
The film itself is clearly consieved as a meta-fictional attempt to both engage and alienate an audience with a mock-critique of LA B-movie production. The writing is burdened by both ham-handed attempts at titilations and mediocre attempts at Zucker/Abrams humor that severely misfire, yet strike their mark.
The writer are lucky soldiers, on a mockery of a battlefield. Pay attention closely to the shear absurdity and accidentally absurdist brilliance of the a great many lines and plot developments. Why can't we rhyme? Why don't these deaths bother ANYONE? Is insurance fraud really such a good idea? Did you really think SHE didn't know that you're name was ironic, Richard? He's what one football player? WHO is the only WHAT a girl can trust? Where IS the dog?

A sort of half-consciousness characterizes
the performances and provides a brilliantly stereo-typed, yet somehow genuine, portrait of characters and life-styles we can only wish existed in the proto-professional fringe movie making culture of Hollywood. If these sort of people actually managed to get movies produced and in-the-can, maybe we could come to appreciate film as a testament to human perserverance and determination. If Saliari can edit Mozart's final work and bring a previously absent sublimity to its final lines, there is proof of inspiration of the muses, and those same goddesses gently guided these god-aweful actors safely to profoundly sublime comic timing-- hackery blessed by the benevolent goddesses of grandiose delivery and incidental comedy. Notice the flawless perversion of the film-maker's reactions to death and dead-bodies. Notice posed tableaux after shocking events. Notice the delightfully subtle and persistent decline in production-value and actor/writer patience. Notice the last line, delivered on a blank-screen, that capitulizes the character's self-evident attitudes toward the movie itself. Notice how we sneak away and escape kidnappers. Notice what does and does not happen to the dog.

Production inconsistencies abound and the film-makers boredom increases with the film's pace and incompetent comic brilliance. Is that trash tucked into his shirt? Is that the same dress she changed into? How is she hanging up there? Why doesn't that sandwich seem to get smaller? Why is there always the same amount of Jack? Why do the sets on the Film-In-A-Film get cheaper everytimewe see them? Will you please stop messing with that scarf? Where is that DAMN DOG?

In brief, this move is a prototype of so-bad-is-good. A light-hearted embrace of raunch and incompetence makes this the height of bad-movie-night hilarity.

WHERE did the dog go? Keep looking. You'll find it.
October 11, 2011
½ July 16, 2011
Very low budget film. Though billed as a comedy, there is nothing funny about it, and though it tries to be campy it does not succeed. The storyline involves multiple homicides on a movie set. The effects are on par with a low budget B movie film, just what I expected. I'm a Brinke Stevens fan, but the rest of the cast was just so horrible she couldn't bring this up a notch. Even for a B movie this is below average. When compared to other "regular" movies, this is probably one of the worst movies you'll ever see. However, if you are expecting camp, and like lots of nudity, this is a movie for you. B-movie fans should keep their expectations low, and if you are not a B-movie fan you should just stay away because this one won't win you over.

You wrote this on 1/29/09.
½ December 10, 2010
Trash. Hilarious trash. Bad movie lovers would enjoy this. No one else would.
May 21, 2010
A weird little film, combined with the unoriginal yet still passable idea of making a movie about making a movie. Edy Williams does a somewhat of a decent job, but truthfully, you wind up forgetting the characters and the storyline is pretty shallow and confusing.
½ April 8, 2010
Much funnier than i expected.
½ September 26, 2009
I figured I'd put this on in the background on Hulu and it would provide a couple laughs. Actually, it just ended up being a very bad movie. It even made me feel awkward at times.
½ June 2, 2009
If you really need to watch something, this will do. Some comedy and lots of nudity.
½ March 20, 2009
OMG! The acting was so horrible I couldn't keep watching.

This would be on the Mr. Skin list.

It's like watching a porno but there's no sex scenes to make it good. LOL
½ February 22, 2009
This film was bad... painfully bad.
½ January 26, 2009
Was this movie bad? Most assuredly so. But that's what they were shooting for, so mission accomplished. And for an intentionally bad movie, it had a decent... plot, I guess would be the best word to use. Sure it was cheesy, sure the acting was an atrocity, but what do you expect from something with the title of "Bad Girls from Mars" ?
November 29, 2008
Cheesy lines, god-aweful acting, and boobs. I was expecting a horrible sci-fi, with crappy special effects and hot alien chicks, instead I got this dumbshit of a film. Even for a deliberatly crappy movie, this is garbage.
August 28, 2008
Mostly stupid. The jokes weren't funny. It's just to show a bunch of girls running around...
July 20, 2008
Softcore porn with cartoon sound effects. Ya know, for the kids.
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