Bad Boys II Quotes

  • Det. Marcus Burnett: My ass still hurts from what you did to it.

  • Det. Marcus Burnett: Did you see that?!?
    Det. Marcus Burnett: Did you see that?
    Det. Mike Lowrey: They throwing cars at us! How am I not seeing that?!?
    Det. Mike Lowrey: They throwing cars at us! How am I not seeing that?

  • Det. Mike Lowrey: It's gonna be chitty chitty bang bang, nigga..That's what its gonna be
    Det. Mike Lowrey: You know what it gonna be if I'm there, gonna be Chitty Chitty Bang Bang nigga.

  • Det. Marcus Burnett: This is a nice fish. Big fuckin eyes, but a nice fuckin fish.

  • Det. Marcus Burnett: This is some sick shit!
    Det. Mike Lowrey: Yup! It's about to get sicker!

  • Johnny Tapia: Fucking ratones, eating my fucking money!

  • Det. Marcus Burnett: Shit just got real.

  • Crappy Car Driver: Freak!

  • Det. Mike Lowrey: From now on that's how you shoot!
    Det. Mike Lowrey: Now *that's* how you supposed to shoot!

  • Det. Marcus Burnett: That's that bullshit.

  • Blond Dread: Who's that? Who is in my house?
    Det. Mike Lowrey: I'm the Devil! Who's asking?
    Blond Dread: The Devil is not welcome here!

  • Det. Marcus Burnett: Police! Pull over! Stop the car!
    Det. Mike Lowrey: Not your badge, man! He has a gun, shoot him!

  • Det. Marcus Burnett: [during a gun fight] Sir, we just want to talk.
    Det. Mike Lowrey: You want to talk? All right, go ahead, go ahead.
    Det. Marcus Burnett: We're not immigration!
    Det. Mike Lowrey: They can't hear you, cause they're still shooting at you!

  • Det. Marcus Burnett: I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week.

  • Klansman: We've got our rights.
    Det. Mike Lowrey: Why don't you exercise your right to shut the fuck up?

  • Det. Mike Lowrey: We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.

  • Det. Mike Lowrey: [singing] Bad boys, bad boys what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when we come for you?
    Det. Mike Lowrey: [Marcus ad-libs the first verse] Dude, you gotta learn the words.
    Det. Marcus Burnett: We usually only do the chorus.

  • Det. Mike Lowrey: You know, Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should definitely get one just like it.

  • Det. Marcus Burnett: [To his sister] That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous. I'm telling Mommy.

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