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  • Marcus: (To Willie) "You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly."
    Marcus: You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.


  • Willie T. Stokes: (to a kid) What do you want?
    Willie T. Stokes: What do you want?
    Pokemon Child: Pokemon!
    Willie T. Stokes: Done.


  • Willie T. Stokes: "I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something. I don't know. Like I accomplished something."
    Willie T. Stokes: I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something. I don't know. Like I accomplished something.
    Marcus: "You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many, fuckin' years of therapy."
    Marcus: You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many, fuckin' years of therapy.


  • Willie T. Stokes: Is grandma spry?


  • Marcus: I wouldn't be diggin' in your ass!


  • Hindustani Troublemaker: ASSCLOWN!!!!!
    Hindustani Troublemaker: Ass clown!


  • Willie T. Stokes: I'm not your fuckin' da da
    Willie T. Stokes: I'm not your fuckin' da da.


  • Marcus: Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joesph. You pissed yourself!


  • Willie T. Stokes: Boy did someone drop you on your head?
    Thurman Merman: Did someone drop me on my own head?
    Willie T. Stokes: No not on your own head .....BOY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!
    Willie T. Stokes: No not on your own head .....BOY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!


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