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Bad Teacher Quotes

  • Sasha Abernathy: No, I wanna run for President.
    Elizabeth Halsey: Keep saying shit like that you're gonna get punched
    Elizabeth Halsey: Keep saying shit like that you're gonna get punched.


  • Amy Squirrel: Shut the front door!


  • Elizabeth: You keep saying shit like that, and you're gonna get punched.


  • Lynn Davies: Do you want to come see Period 5 play? It's the teacher band.
    Elizabeth: I'd rather get shot in the face.


  • Lynn Davies: I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles.


  • Principal Wally Snur: I have a bumper sticker that say's that...It's on my car.
    Principal Wally Snur: I have a bumper sticker that says that!


  • Elizabeth Halsey: What I do know, Is anyone who wears the same Gymnastics sweatshirt three times a week isn't getting laid till there 29.


  • Carl Halabi: I voted for obama, you can mention that in your article!
    Carl Halabi: I... am not a racist. I voted for Barack Obama. You can quote me on that.


  • Scott Delacorte: (singing at the winter dance) Eight, six, seven, five, three, o, nine.
    Scott Delacorte: [singing at the winter dance] Eight, six, seven, five, three, oh, nine.


  • Amy Squirrel: Hi! I'm a math terrorist, with close ties to Al-Gebra, with weapons of mass instruction!


  • Amy Squirrel: THAT's BONKERS!!!
    Amy Squirrel: That's bonkers!


  • Russell Gettis: It's the only argument I need Shawn!


  • Amy Squirrel: Shut the front door
    Amy Squirrel: Shut the front door!


  • Russell Gettis: Twilight, What did we talk about in class? Don?t throw at her. Throw through her.
    Russell Gettis: Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Don't throw it at her, throw it through her.


  • Elizabeth: (to girl) Stop dressing like you're running for Congress
    Elizabeth: (to girl) Stop dressing like you're running for Congress.


  • Russell Gettis: Hey do want to go out some time?
    Elizabeth: Are you still a gym teacher?
    Russell Gettis: Yeah.
    Elizabeth: Then fuck off.
    Russell Gettis: Okay. That went awesome.


  • Elizabeth: Sign my yearbook?
    Russell Gettis: Hold my balls.
    Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.


  • Elizabeth: I want to sit on his face
    Elizabeth: I want to sit on his face.


  • Tristan: (to Elizabeth) Holy shit.


  • Elizabeth: Sign my yearbook?


  • Elizabeth: I don't need a blackboard or a classroom to set an example.


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