Barbie of Swan Lake Reviews
Kid's movies can be brilliant, like Monsters University for example. But others can be pure bloody evil and this movie is one of those bloody evil movies.
The plot is insanely convoluted and nonsensical to the near point of making this one of the worst written motion pictures since the Jaws sequels.
The acting is so unenthusiastic it's almost as if they are being paid less than minimum wage for their increasingly meaningless and agonising roles in this fairytale arse-fest.
The only reason why this people actually saw this is because of the Barbie branding, but this movie has nothing to do with Barbie. Apart from the fact that the animation makes everything look like plastic.
There is a lot of awful comic relief in this movie and some of it is so bad that it is cringeworthy to the extreme.
This movie is about as thrilling and exciting as fifty-three thousand hours of physics homework.
If you wish to torture your kids and make them resent you for making them watch this cinematic diarrhoea, go ahead and get them this...