Reviews

  • Sep 21, 2014

    THE FAVORITE MOVIE THO

    THE FAVORITE MOVIE THO

  • Apr 24, 2014

    Husband: "What are you watching over there?" Me: "Just a movie on Netflix." Husband: "What is it?" Me: Nothing really just some stupid comedy." *Hears moaning* Husband: "Are you watching porn?" Me: "No." Husband: "Well what is it called?" Me: "Barely Legal." Husband: "Sounds like porn to me..." *Comes over and looks at my laptop screen* *Sees a naked woman, and hears more moaning* Husband: "Looks like porn to me." So basically the movie runs like a badly made porno movie, I mean I don't know what else I was expecting from the title, but there was not much substance in quality happening. I still watched the whole thing but I will say it wasn't for the superior acting. HA!

    Husband: "What are you watching over there?" Me: "Just a movie on Netflix." Husband: "What is it?" Me: Nothing really just some stupid comedy." *Hears moaning* Husband: "Are you watching porn?" Me: "No." Husband: "Well what is it called?" Me: "Barely Legal." Husband: "Sounds like porn to me..." *Comes over and looks at my laptop screen* *Sees a naked woman, and hears more moaning* Husband: "Looks like porn to me." So basically the movie runs like a badly made porno movie, I mean I don't know what else I was expecting from the title, but there was not much substance in quality happening. I still watched the whole thing but I will say it wasn't for the superior acting. HA!

  • Oct 26, 2013

    Atrocious. Just as bad as you know it will be before you make yourself try to sit through it. The gratuitous nudity does not redeem it.

    Atrocious. Just as bad as you know it will be before you make yourself try to sit through it. The gratuitous nudity does not redeem it.

  • Oct 12, 2013

    Absolutely hilarious! I loved the cast and the storyline. You really can't take films this this seriously so just check it out, you won't regret it.

    Absolutely hilarious! I loved the cast and the storyline. You really can't take films this this seriously so just check it out, you won't regret it.

  • Mar 09, 2013

    Barely Legal is a raunchy, late night Asylum comedy that should not be watched if you keep your action pg-13. This raunchfest includes almost every word and image that shouldnt be talked about. The film provides you with some borderline- okay acting from the three female leads. Each character is average and un-original from the slut, the church girl and the girl next door. You also have the douchebag boyfriend, the stupid video-gaming losers and the popular blind kid. The film contains so many untalked about sub-plots and the film randomly cuts to other people who then are never mentioned again. If you're looking for a good bad gross out sex comedy then this is the movie.

    Barely Legal is a raunchy, late night Asylum comedy that should not be watched if you keep your action pg-13. This raunchfest includes almost every word and image that shouldnt be talked about. The film provides you with some borderline- okay acting from the three female leads. Each character is average and un-original from the slut, the church girl and the girl next door. You also have the douchebag boyfriend, the stupid video-gaming losers and the popular blind kid. The film contains so many untalked about sub-plots and the film randomly cuts to other people who then are never mentioned again. If you're looking for a good bad gross out sex comedy then this is the movie.

  • Nov 21, 2012

    Picking up from where a previous reviewer left off, yes, it is a glamorized home video, and yes, the story is kind of flat. However, it is entertaining in the way that a sex comedy should be. There's plenty of skin, and if you manage to actually watch the movie (instead of fast forwarding from skin to skin, thereby skipping audio), you'll find that there is something like a plot. There's even "a moral" at the end, if this can be said of a sex comedy. Acting performances are just slightly better than one would expect of a typical TV show episode level (i.e. not quite up to "movie level quality"), but Melissa Johnston (starring as "Sue") and Myko Olivier (in a supporting role as "Eric") gave pretty good performances with freshness and honesty that actually count as acting. In sum, this is a naughty, simple, and enjoyable "late night comedy". I don't normally review movies, let alone naughty ones, but I suspect that "the silent majority" of movie non-critics would rate this around 40% rather than the 16% that it has on 11/21/2012.

    Picking up from where a previous reviewer left off, yes, it is a glamorized home video, and yes, the story is kind of flat. However, it is entertaining in the way that a sex comedy should be. There's plenty of skin, and if you manage to actually watch the movie (instead of fast forwarding from skin to skin, thereby skipping audio), you'll find that there is something like a plot. There's even "a moral" at the end, if this can be said of a sex comedy. Acting performances are just slightly better than one would expect of a typical TV show episode level (i.e. not quite up to "movie level quality"), but Melissa Johnston (starring as "Sue") and Myko Olivier (in a supporting role as "Eric") gave pretty good performances with freshness and honesty that actually count as acting. In sum, this is a naughty, simple, and enjoyable "late night comedy". I don't normally review movies, let alone naughty ones, but I suspect that "the silent majority" of movie non-critics would rate this around 40% rather than the 16% that it has on 11/21/2012.

  • Jun 17, 2012

    Terrible straight to dvd comedy,Just SKIP IT!!!

    Terrible straight to dvd comedy,Just SKIP IT!!!

  • May 10, 2012

    it was ok. not all that funny

    it was ok. not all that funny

  • Apr 30, 2012

    The fuck did I just watch lmao...everyone was dumb as hell lmao...if you want to watch a funny movie that even makes YOU embarrassed and have to look away and laugh this is it

    The fuck did I just watch lmao...everyone was dumb as hell lmao...if you want to watch a funny movie that even makes YOU embarrassed and have to look away and laugh this is it

  • Apr 10, 2012

    This film trudges along for what feels like 4 hours and has absolutely no pay off. Easily last year's worst film.

    This film trudges along for what feels like 4 hours and has absolutely no pay off. Easily last year's worst film.