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Barney's Version Quotes

  • Barney Panofsky: Watch your mouth. I am still your father.
    Michael Panofsky: Yeah, I know. There's nothing I can do about that.


  • Miriam Grant-Panofsky: If you can't at least be civil to my friends, don't join us.


  • Clara: Barney, you really do wear your heart on your sleeve. Now put it away. It's disgusting to look at.


  • Barney Panofsky: "you look like a king,a fucking king"
    Barney Panofsky: You look like a king, a fucking king.


  • Izzy Panofsky: "He had a hard on the size of a can of hair spray"


  • Izzy Panofsky: "He had a hard on the size of a can of hair spray"


  • Barney Panofsky: I'm an idiot". "Don't flatter yourself"


  • Clara: "Well, I thought it was yours."
    Clara: Well, I thought it was yours.


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