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BASEketball Quotes

  • Joe Cooper: I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK!


  • Doug Remer: Listen to me little bitch! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your fuckin' ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!


  • Joe Cooper: Dr. Kaiser! We graduated high school with your daughter!
    himself: (Brittany's dad) You graduated?
    Joe Cooper: Haha, of course we graduated! 8cough* cock *cough* beer?


  • Doug Remer: Coop, do you know what you're doing?
    Joe Cooper: What's it look like?
    Doug Remer: An execution?
    Joe Cooper: (in Scottish accent): Damn it man, I'm trying to save an innocent life!
    Joe Cooper: [in Scottish accent] Damn it man, I'm trying to save an innocent life!
    Doug Remer: (also in Scottish accent): I'm giving her all I've got, captain!
    Doug Remer: [also in Scottish accent] I'm giving her all I've got, captain!
    Joe Cooper: (in Scottish accent): I love ya. Always have.
    Joe Cooper: [in Scottish accent] I love ya. Always have.


  • Joe Cooper: Steve Perry, Steve Perry. 'And I should've been gone long ago...' Alright you missed it!
    Doug Remer: Dude! You said no more Journey Psyche Out's!


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