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  • Batman / Bruce Wayne: I don't blend in at a family picnic.

  • Batman / Bruce Wayne: We all wear masks.

  • Batman / Bruce Wayne: Just like my parents. Its happening again... a monster comes out of the night, a scream, 2 shots.... I killed them.
    Alfred Pennyworth: What did you say?
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: He killed them, Two-Face. He slaughtered that boys parents.
    Alfred Pennyworth: No, no you said "I" "I killed them".

  • Dr. Chase Meridian: My opinion? This letter writer is a total wacko.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: Wacko? that a technical term?
    Dr. Chase Meridian: Patient may suffer from obsessional syndrome with potential homicidal tendencies. Does that work better for you?
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: So, what you're saying is, this guy's a total wacko?
    Dr. Chase Meridian: Exactly.He's obsessed with you. His only escape may be to purge the fixation.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: To kill me.
    Dr. Chase Meridian: I think you understand obsession more than you let on.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: ...... You have a thing for bats?
    Dr. Chase Meridian: Oh that's a Rorschach Mr. Wayne, an ink blot, people see what they want. I think the question would be, do you have a thing for a bats?

  • Dr. Chase Meridian: Does it ever end Alfred?
    Alfred Pennyworth: No Dr. Meridian, not in this lifetime.

  • Dr. Chase Meridian: Edward.
    Riddler/Edward Nygma: Who... is it?
    Dr. Chase Meridian: Its Dr. Meridian, Chase... you remember me?
    Riddler/Edward Nygma: How could I forget?
    Dr. Chase Meridian: Dr. Burton tells me, you know who Batman is?
    Riddler/Edward Nygma: I can't tell you if you don't say please!
    Dr. Chase Meridian: Edward please, Who is Batman!?
    Riddler/Edward Nygma: I'm! Batman!

  • Alfred Pennyworth: Perhaps the lady is just what the doctor ordered?

  • Batman / Bruce Wayne: You need help Harvey!

  • Batman / Bruce Wayne: Can I give up? Can I leave the shadows?

  • Batman / Bruce Wayne: Hang on.

  • Batman / Bruce Wayne: The Bat-Signal is not a Beeper.

  • Batman / Bruce Wayne: What do you suggest Alfred, by sea? or by air?
    Robin / Dick Grayson: Why not both?
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: Who's your tailor?
    Alfred Pennyworth: I took the liberty sir.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: R? what's that stand for?
    Robin / Dick Grayson: Robin. Riddler and Two-Face could make a pretty lethal combination, figured you could use a hand.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: Two against Two are better odds.
    Robin / Dick Grayson: I can't promise I won't kill Harvey.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: A man's got to go his own way, a friend taught me that.
    Robin / Dick Grayson: Not just a friend.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: A partner.

  • Robin / Dick Grayson: All I can think about every second of the day is getting Two-Face. He took my whole life. And when I was out there tonight, I imagined it was him that I was fighting, even when I was fighting you... and all the pain went away. Do you understand?
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: Yes I do.
    Robin / Dick Grayson: Good, cause you got to help me find him, and when we do, I'm the one who kills him.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: So you're willing to take a life?
    Robin / Dick Grayson: Long as it's Two-Face.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: Then, It will happen this way, you make the kill, but your pain doesn't die with Harvey it grows. So you run out into the night to find another face, and another, and another. Until one terrible morning you wake up and realize that revenge has become your whole life... and you won't know why.
    Robin / Dick Grayson: You can't understand, your family wasn't killed by a maniac!
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: Yes they were... We're the same.
    Robin / Dick Grayson: Then if we're the same Bruce, help me, alright? Train me, let me be your partner.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: No... I can't... you still have a choice.
    Robin / Dick Grayson: Look Bruce, I'm a part of this whether you like it not.

  • Robin / Dick Grayson: Bastard! it should have been you! it's your fault! if you'd have told Two-Face who you were at the circus, they'd still be alive!
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: If Bruce Wayne could have given his life for your family, he would have.

  • Riddler/Edward Nygma: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat?

  • Riddler/Edward Nygma: Like the Jacket? it keeps me safe when I'm jogging at night.

  • Riddler/Edward Nygma: Your entrance was good, his was better. The difference, showmanship.

  • Assistant: Can I fix you a sandwich for your drive, sir?
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: I'll take drive-thru.

  • Riddler/Edward Nygma: Riddler/Edward Nygma: Surf's up, big kahuna!
    Riddler/Edward Nygma: Surf's up, big kahuna!

  • Batman / Bruce Wayne: I see without seeing, to me, darkness is as clear as daylight, what am I?
    Riddler/Edward Nygma: Please. You're as blind as a bat.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: Exactly!

  • Batman / Bruce Wayne: I'm Bruce Wayne and Batman, not because I have to, it because I choose to, I choose to be Batman Forever.

  • Alfred Pennyworth: I'm sorry to bother you sir. I have some rather distressing news about Master Dick.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: Is he alright?
    Alfred Pennyworth: I'm afraid Master Dick has gone traveling. Actually, he took the car.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: He boosted the Jag?
    Alfred Pennyworth: Not the Jaguar. The other car.
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: The Bentley?
    Alfred Pennyworth: No sir...the other car.

  • Alfred Pennyworth: Do you want to take a sandwich with you, sir?
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: I'll get drive-thru.

  • Riddler/Edward Nygma: Joygasm!

  • Riddler/Edward Nygma: Joygasm!

  • Riddler/Edward Nygma: Spank me!

  • Riddler/Edward Nygma: Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's affraid of the big fat bat?
    Riddler/Edward Nygma: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?

  • Batman / Bruce Wayne: chicks dig the car
    Batman / Bruce Wayne: Chicks love the car.

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