Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm Quotes

  • Commissioner Gordon: He didn't do it! It's garbage, Councilman! The Batman does not kill. You want him, you get him! I'll have no part in it.


  • The Joker: I'm impressed, lady. You're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids.
    Andrea Beaumont: So, you figured it out. [the Phantasm removes his mask to reveal Andrea Beaumont]
    Andrea Beaumont: So, you figured it out.
    The Joker: Gotta hand it to you, nice scheme. Costume's a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?


  • The Joker: That's it. That's what I want to see, a nice big smile.
    The Joker: That's it. That's what I want to see, a nice, big smile.


  • The Joker: I hate that song... Gasp! Can it be? Old Sallie "the Wheezer" Valestra! Welcome, paisan! It's been a dog's age!


  • The Joker: You just don't know when to quit, do you?


  • The Joker: You're crazy! I'm your only chance to get out of here! Let me go or we'll both die!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Whatever it takes!


  • The Joker: Very cute! But I can blow smoke too, toots!


  • Andrea Beaumont: You're not smiling, Joker. I thought you found death amusing.
    The Joker: Oh, me? You won't hear a giggle out of me


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You think you know everything about me, don't you?
    Alfred Pennyworth: I diapered your bottom; I bloody well ought to, *sir*!


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: It doesn't mean I don't care anymore. I don't want to let you down, honest, but... but it just doesn't hurt so bad anymore. You can understand that, can't you? Look, I can give money to the city - they can hire more cops. Let someone else take the risk, but it's different now! [thunder and lightning] Please! I need it to be different now. I know I made a promise, but I didn't see this coming. I didn't count on being happy. [thunder and lightning] Please! Tell me that it's okay.
    Andrea Beaumont: [enters] Maybe they already have. Maybe they sent me.


  • Andrea Beaumont: Hi. Hey, what happened to you? Trip over some loose cash? It's been three days since we met and still no calls. I figured you must be dead or something.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: You expect every guy you meet to call you up?
    Andrea Beaumont: The ones who are smart enough to dial a phone.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: So, tell me - with all that money and power, how come you always look like you want to jump off a cliff?
    Andrea Beaumont: Why do you care?
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: I don't. Mom was asking.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman


  • Alfred Pennyworth: (on seeing Batman for the first time) "My *God*!"
    Alfred Pennyworth: [on seeing Batman for the first time] My *God*!


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You think you know everything about me, don't you?
    Alfred Pennyworth: I diapered your bottom; I bloody well ought to, *sir*!


  • Arthur Reeves: [on TV] What kind of city are we running when we depend on the support of a potential madman! [click]
    Alfred Pennyworth: What rot, sir! Why you're the very model of sanity. Oh by the way, I pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Thank you, Alfred.


  • Phantasm/Carl Beaumont: Your angel of death awaits.


  • The Joker: [laughing] Hello? Hello, operator? I believe my party's been... disconnected! HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA
    The Joker: [laughing] Hello? Hello, operator? I believe my party's been... disconnected! HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA.


  • The Joker: You're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids.


  • The Joker: For once, I'm stuck without a punch line.


  • The Joker: Can't be too careful with all those weirdos running around!


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