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Battlefield Earth Quotes

  • Terl: Crap-lousy ceiling!!! I thought I told you to get some man-animals in here to fix it!!
    Terl: Crap-lousy ceiling! I thought I told you to get some man-animals in here to fix it!


  • Chirk: I'm going to make you as happy as a baby psychlo on a strait diet of kerbango!


  • Terl: Your powers of observation are simply STARTLING!


  • Terl: Please! Tell the senator that if I had even an inkling that that was his daughter-
    District Manager Zete: Watch your tongue! The senator's exact words to me were, and I'm quoting, "If that blasted Terl tries to talk his way out of it, have him exterminated."
    District Manager Zete: Watch your tongue! The senator's exact words to me were, and I'm quoting, 'If that blasted Terl tries to talk his way out of it, have him exterminated.'
    Terl: (Glares at him furiously)
    Terl: [glares at him furiously]
    District Manager Zete: But cheer up! There is one bright side to all this: one day, you're going to die. And when you end up in hell, at least it'll be a step up from this place! Ha ha ha ha ha!


  • Terl: I can assure you that I was not groomed since birth to have some cushy job. While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to conquer galaxies! And to do anything less is a disgrace to my entire family line.


  • Jonnie "Goodboy" Tyler: I brought all the medicine I could find.
    Chirk: I'm sorry... the gods took your father in the night.
    Jonnie "Goodboy" Tyler: (Chucks medicine over the hillside) Noooo!!!!!!
    Jonnie "Goodboy" Tyler: [chucks medicine over the hillside] Noooo!


  • Ker: We never spy on our own men!
    Terl: We don't. I do!


  • Terl: I don't know how I would keep my sanity if I stayed here another five cycles!
    Planetship: Ha ha. We have decided to keep you here for another FIFTY cycles!


  • Jonnie "Goodboy" Tyler: Let it be said that we took this one chance, and FOUGHT!


  • Terl: While you were still learning how to SPEELL YOUR NAME!!!... I, was being trained, to conquer GALAXIES!
    Terl: While you were still learning how to SPEELL YOUR NAME! I, was being trained, to conquer GALAXIES!


  • Terl: While you were still learning how spell your name. I was being trained to conquer galaxies.


  • Terl: Do you WANT LUNCH?


  • Terl: While you were still learning how spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies.
    Terl: While you were still learning how spell your name. I was being trained to conquer galaxies.


  • Terl: You are out of your skull bone if you think that I am going to write on the report "shot by man-animal" as the cause of the death unless I see it!


  • Terl: You... Hungry, little fella? Want some rat? It's good!


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