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  • Lt. Alex Hopper: You're going to die. I'm going to die. We're all going to die. Just not today.


  • Alex Hopper: I want you to know that I am in love with your daughter. And I am asking permission to marry your daughter.
    Admiral Shane: No.
    Alex Hopper: Sir, I saved the world.
    Admiral Shane: Saving the world is one thing, Hopper. My daughter is quite another. If you'll excuse me, I'm late for lunch. I think I'll have a chicken burrito. Come along Hopper. We'll discuss the terms of your surrender over a meal.


  • Chief Engineer Hiroki: Your mother named you Beast?
    Chief Petty Officer Walter "The Beast" Lynch: Don't worry about my mother.


  • Admiral Shane: Saving the world is one thing; marrying my daughter is something else.


  • Lieutenant Alex Hopper: We need to find a way to destroy that communications relay.
    Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes: Our last ship was just sunk, and we barely got off it. And we are compeltly cut off from the rest of the fleet. We don't have anything else.
    Lieutenant Alex Hopper: Yes, we do. [Stares at the battleship Mississippi anchored in the harbor] We have a battleship.
    Lieutenant Alex Hopper: Yes, we do. [stares at the battleship Mississippi anchored in the harbor] We have a battleship.


  • Captain Yugi Nagata: [On the bridge with Hopper discussing how to track the aliens] What if we could see them without seeing them?
    Captain Yugi Nagata: [on the bridge with Hopper discussing how to track the aliens] What if we could see them without seeing them?
    Lieutenant Alex Hopper: Don't tell me you're talking about the Art of War. I've read that book six times, and it still dosen't make any sense to me. How do you fight the enemy where they are not?
    Lieutenant Alex Hopper: Don't tell me you're talking about the Art of War. I've read that book six times, and it still dosen't make any sense to me. How do you fight the enemy where they are not?
    Captain Yugi Nagata: That is a Chinese book. Display NOAA data on the bridge monitor. [All NOAA data from buoys is displayed] Now, set grid formation. [A square grid appears on the monitor, and each buoy is in the center of a square] There's one right over there. [A square shows a large displacement of water from the buoy's measurements]
    Captain Yugi Nagata: That is a Chinese book. Display NOAA data on the bridge monitor. [all NOAA data from buoys is displayed] Now, set grid formation. [a square grid appears on the monitor, and each buoy is in the center of a square] There's one right over there. [a square shows a large displacement of water from the buoy's measurements]


  • Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes: Mahalo motherfucker.


  • Admiral Shane: Prepare to fire.
    JPJ JOOD: Which weapons?
    Admiral Shane: All of them.


  • Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes: Mahalo mutherfucker!


  • Admiral Shane: I think I'll have achicken burritto.
    Admiral Shane: I think I'll have a... chicken burrito.


  • Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes: Mahalo motherfucker!


  • JPJ Sailor: '' Oh brother, somebody gonna kiss the donkey. ''
    JPJ Sailor: Oh brother, somebody gonna kiss the donkey.


  • Old Salt: '' She's Armed. ''
    Old Salt: She's Armed.


  • Cal Zapata: If those ships can do this, what do you think 50 can do, or 500,000?


  • Lieutenant Alex Hopper: Who's in charge?
    JPJ Sailor: You are, Sir.


  • Captain Yugi Nagata: That's not what that means. Not even close.


  • Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes: Mahalu motherf***er
    Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes: Mahalu motherf***er.


  • Sam: You'd better acquire courage or I'm gonna break my steel leg off up in your butt!


  • Cal Zapata: Who talks like that!?
    Cal Zapata: Who talks like that?


  • Lieutenant Colonel Mick Canales: Let's give the world one more day.
    BIP Scientist: Who talks like that?


  • Petty Officer Raikes: I told ya baby, I'm a rockstar!


  • Petty Officer Raikes: My dad said they'd come. He said we ain't alone. He said one day we'd find them. Or they'd find us.


  • Alex Hopper: you gonna die, I'm gonna die, we all gonna die. just not today...


  • Petty Officer Raikes: Mahalo Motherf**ker.
    Petty Officer Raikes: Mahalo motherf**ker.


  • Petty Officer Raikes: I'm an idiot
    Petty Officer Raikes: I'm an idiot.


  • Admiral Shane: You sank my battleship!


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