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  • Grandfather: [Looking straight at a woman's large bosom] I bet you're a great swimmer.
    Grandfather: I bet you're a great swimmer.


  • Paul McCartney: We're a community, majority vote, up the workers and all that stuff!


  • John Lennon: He's a nice old man, isn't he?
    Paul McCartney: He's very clean.


  • Society reporter: What do you call that haircut?
    George Harrison: "ARTHUR"
    George Harrison: ARTHUR.


  • John Lennon: I now declare this bridge open!


  • Society reporter: (To John Lennon) Tell me, how did you find America?
    Society reporter: [to John Lennon] Tell me, how did you find America?
    John Lennon: Turn left to Greenland
    John Lennon: Turn left to Greenland.


  • Norm: Ringo what are you up to?
    Ringo Starr: Page five.


  • Society reporter: Have any hobbies?
    John Lennon: *writes TITS in a book*


  • Paul McCartney: He's very clean.


  • Norm: John behave yourself or I'll murder you. Shake take that wig off it suits you. Ringo what are you up to?
    Ringo Starr: [reading The Queen] Page five.


  • Norm: They've gone potty out there. The place is surging with girls.
    John Lennon: Please, sir, can I have one to surge me, sir, please, sir?
    Norm: No you can't-
    Norm: No you can't.


  • Society reporter: Are you a mod or a rocker?
    Ringo Starr: I'm a mocker.


  • John Lennon: He can talk then can't he?
    Paul McCartney: Course he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he?
    Ringo Starr: Well if he's your grandfather, who knows! Ha ha ha!


  • John Lennon: Must have cost you a fortune in stamps, Ringo.
    George Harrison: He comes from a large family.


  • Society reporter: Do you often see your father?
    Paul McCartney: No, actually, we're just good friends.


  • Man on Train: I fought the war for your sort.
    Ringo Starr: I bet you're sorry you won
    Ringo Starr: I bet you're sorry you won.


  • John Lennon: I now declare this bridge open!


  • Society reporter: What would you call that hairstyle of yours?
    George Harrison: Arthur.


  • Paul McCartney: Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt... Zap!
    Paul McCartney: Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt. Zap!


  • Society reporter: Has success changed your life?
    George Harrison: Yes.


  • Society reporter: How did you find America?
    John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
    John Lennon: We turned left at Greenland.


  • Society reporter: Do you often see your father?
    Paul McCartney: No, actually, we're just good friends.


  • John Lennon: Don't worry son. We'll get you the best lawyer green stamps can buy.


  • John Lennon: Pardon me for asking, but who's that little old man?
    Paul McCartney: What little old man?
    John Lennon: That little old man!
    Paul McCartney: Oh, that one, that's my grandfather.


  • John Lennon: I now declare this bridge open.


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