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  • Butt-head: Beavis, this is the greatest day of our lives.

  • Beavis: The sun sucks!

  • Van Driessen (Hippie Teacher): You know this can really be a positive experience for you guys. There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we discover that we don't need TV to entertain us.
    Butt-head: Uh huh-huh, he said anus. Huh-huh.
    Beavis: Heh-heh, entertain us anus, oh yeah! Heh-heh.
    Van Driessen (Hippie Teacher): Have you guys heard a word I've said?
    Butt-head: Uh yeah, anus! Uh huh-huh.
    Beavis: Heh-heh, yeah I heard it too! Heh-heh.

  • Old Woman On Phone And Bus: Oh, there are so many slots you don't know where to begin!

  • Butt-head: This is it, Beavis. We are finally gonna score.
    Beavis: Thank god!

  • Beavis: [at the Hoover Dam] I have a question. Is this a God dam? M'heh heh heh heh. You know: goddamn.

  • Ranger At Old Faithful: The geyser shoots out about 5,000 gallons.
    Beavis: That's not that much,really. Heh-Heh.

  • Ranger At Old Faithful: The geyser shoots out about 5,000 gallons.
    Beavis: That's not that much,really. Heh-Heh.
    Beavis: That's not that much, really. Heh-Heh.

  • Beavis: I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole!

  • Butt-head: [in the trunk of Muddy's car, Butt-head finds a tire jack and begins pumping the handle] Hey, Beavis, check it out. I'm jacking off.

  • Airplane Captain: Get the hell out of the cockpit!
    Butt-head: Huh huh, you said..
    Airplane Captain: Now!

  • Beavis: I am Corn Hollio!

  • Beavis: Hello babe I noticed you have braces too.

  • Butt-head: That was cool.

  • Butt-head: We have to get out of here.
    Beavis: I dunno Butt-head, that road's mving pretty fast and stuff.

  • Butt-head: This Sucks More Than Anything That Has Ever Sucked Before.
    Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.

  • Beavis: I Am The Great Cornholio!

  • Man On Plane: Get the hell out of the cockpit!
    Butt-head: Uh-huhuhuh. You said -
    Butt-head: Uh-huhuh. You said...
    Man On Plane: Now!!!
    Man On Plane: Now!

  • Butt-head: That belongs to the school.
    Beavis: Yeah, it's supposed to be in the A.V. room. It's not our fault.
    Principal McVicker: Uhh... get back here! Uhh... Beavis and Butthead! Uhh... You're both expelled! Uhh...

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