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  • Delia Deetz: If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane, and I will take you with me!
    Charles Deetz: Yeah, well you know, maybe the house could use a little remodeling. Uh... But, why don't you just leave this room alone, okay?
    Delia Deetz: Okay.
    Barbara Maitland: I'm gonna get her.


  • Barbara Maitland: We're very unhappy.
    Juno: What did you expect, you're dead.


  • Betelgeuse: Lets turn on the juice and see what shakes loose
    Betelgeuse: Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.


  • Otho: You've read my mind! So few clients are up for the experience!


  • Receptionist: "...And if I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have had my little accident!"
    Receptionist: ...And if I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have had my little accident!


  • Betelgeuse: It's Showtime.
    Betelgeuse: It's showtime.
    Betelgeuse: It's showtime!


  • Betelgeuse: We come for your daughter, Chuck.


  • Lydia Deetz: my whole life is a dark room, one, big, dark, room
    Lydia Deetz: My whole life is a dark room.


  • Receptionist: If i knew then what i know now I wouldn't have had my little "accident."
    Receptionist: If i knew then what i know now I wouldn't have had my little 'accident.'


  • Betelgeuse: Whew! Thank you, thank you! That is why I wonâ??t do two shows a night any more, babe, I wonâ??t, I wonâ??t do â??em.
    Betelgeuse: Whew! Thank you, thank you! That is why I won't do two shows a night any more, babe, I won't, I won't do em.


  • Betelgeuse: Welcome to Winter River, museum of natural greed; a monument to the bored businessman! Come on a little closer! Step right up! Test your strength!


  • Betelgeuse: I'll eat anything you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow, So, come on down and I'll chew on a dog!


  • Lydia Deetz: I myself am strange and unusual.


  • Betelgeuse: IT'S SHOWTIME!


  • Preacher: Do you Betel...
    Preacher: Do you Betel?
    Betelgeuse: Ah! Oo, oo, oo, oo, ah, ah, ah! Nobody says the "B" word!
    Betelgeuse: Ah! Oo, oo, oo, oo, ah, ah, ah! Nobody says the 'B' word!


  • Adam Maitland: What are your qualifications?
    Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!?!?!? You think I'm qualified?
    Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?


  • Delia Deetz: Chalrles if you do not let me remodel this house, I will go insane and take you with me!
    Charles Deetz: Yeah...well maybe it could use a fixer up. Tell you what, just this room alone ok?
    Charles Deetz: Yeah...well maybe it could use a fixer up. Tell you what, just this room alone okay?


  • Lydia Deetz: My whole life is a dark room. One. Big. Dark. Room.


  • Barbara Maitland: No. Lydia. We're dead.
    Lydia Deetz: I wanna be dead too.


  • Adam Maitland: Barb honey... we're dead. I don't think we have to worry about anymore.
    Adam Maitland: Barb, honey... we're dead. I don't think we have very much to worry about anymore.


  • Betelgeuse: Nice fuckin' model!
    Betelgeuse: [after kicking down a model tree] Nice fucking model!


  • Betelgeuse: The only one I think I can deal with is Edgar Allan Poe's daughter. I think she understands me.


  • Delia Deetz: A little gasoline, blowtorch, no problem.


  • Betelgeuse: Go ahead, make my millenium.


  • Charles Deetz: As soon as we get settled, we'll build you a dark room in the basement, okay?
    Lydia Deetz: My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.
    Delia Deetz: So you were miserable in New York City, and now you're going to be miserable out here in the sticks. At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved.


  • Otho: There's absolutely no organic flowthrough.
    Delia Deetz: I noticed that too; it's like a giant... ant farm.
    Delia Deetz: I noticed that too, it's like a giant ant farm.


  • Betelgeuse: Not so fast, round boy. We're gonna have some laughs.


  • Delia Deetz: This is my art, and it is dangerous. You think I want to die like this!


  • Betelgeuse: I'm the ghost with the most, babe.


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