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Being John Malkovich Quotes

  • Lotte Schwartz: Suck my dick!


  • Larry the Agent: Sorry about the cunt in reception
    Larry the Agent: John! Great to see you! Sorry about the cunt at reception.


  • John Malkovich: It's my head, Schwartz! It's my head!


  • Maxine Lund: I think the world is divided into those who go after what they want and those who don’t. The passionate ones, the ones who go after what they want, they may not get what they want, but at least they remain vital, you know? So when they lie on their deathbeds, they have few regrets.
    Maxine Lund: I think the world is divided into those who go after what they want and those who don't. The passionate ones, the ones who go after what they want, they may not get what they want, but at least they remain vital, you know? So when they lie on their deathbeds, they have few regrets.


  • Craig Schwartz: I think, I feel, I suffer.


  • Charlie Sheen: Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy


  • Craig Schwartz: What happens when a man goes through his own portal?


  • Craig Schwartz: Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?


  • Craig Schwartz: Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.


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