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Bernie Quotes

  • Neighborhood Onlooker: There were people in this town, honey, that would have shot her for five dollars.


  • Cafe Waitress: He must have wanted to get caught, all he had to do was put her body on one of his airplanes. Fly her out over the gulf and push her out. No body. No Arrest.


  • Churchgoer: (Ms. Nugent) is in a deep freezer headed for Dallas!
    Churchgoer: Ms. Nugent is in a deep freezer headed for Dallas!


  • Lloyd Hornbuckle: (The jury) had more tatoos than teeth and not a brain cell among them.
    Lloyd Hornbuckle: [the jury] had more tatoos than teeth and not a brain cell among them.


  • Bernie Tiede: Can I tell you? I am not fond of cremations.


  • Danny Buck Davidson: Frozen like a popsicle.


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