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  • Maude Lebowski: He's a good man....and thorough.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeffrey P (25 days ago)

  • The Dude: I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
    ‐ Submitted by Brian B (2 months ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: The chinaman is not the issue here... also dude, Asian American please.
    ‐ Submitted by bryce d (12 months ago)

  • The Dude: Walter, the chinamen who peed on my rug I can't give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
    ‐ Submitted by pete h (19 months ago)

  • The Dude: Hey, I know that guy, he's a nihilist. Karl Hungus.
    ‐ Submitted by pete h (19 months ago)

  • Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party; that you were drunk and abusive.
    The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
    ‐ Submitted by Jesse H (23 months ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny!
    ‐ Submitted by Victor T (2 years ago)

  • Donny: Shut the fuck up, Donny!
    ‐ Submitted by Victor T (2 years ago)

  • The Dude: It really tied the room together.
    ‐ Submitted by Farzam M (2 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry?
    ‐ Submitted by Jesse H (2 years ago)

  • The Dude: Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
    ‐ Submitted by Keith J (2 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules?
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler H (2 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
    The Dude: No.
    Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
    The Dude: No, you're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole.
    Walter Sobchak: Okay then.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Private Snoop: You see what happens Lebowski?
    The Dude: Nobody calls me :ebowski, you got the wrong guy, I'm the Dude, man.
    Private Snoop: Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.
    The Dude: My wife? Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fuckin married? The toilet seat's up man!
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • The Dude: Yeah man. it really tied the room together.
    Donny: What tied the room together dude?
    The Dude: My rug.
    Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to the Dude's story, Donny?
    Donny: I was bowling.
    Walter Sobchak: So then you have no frame of reference here, Donny, You're like a child who wonders in the middle of movie.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • The Dude: She probably kidnapped herself.
    Donny: What do you mean dude?
    The Dude: Rug Peers did not do this. look at it. A young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money, she figures he hasn't given her enough, she owes money all over town,
    Walter Sobchak: That fuckin bitch.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
    ‐ Submitted by Thomas B (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
    The Dude: Yeah, but Walter.
    Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish.
    ‐ Submitted by Thomas B (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Calmer then you are.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: You are entering a world of pain
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: This aggression will not stand man.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: His dudeness, duder, or el dudorino
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Has the whole world gone crazy!
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Calm down your being very undude.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter ?
    Walter Sobchak: No Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew C (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Well, it was parked in the handicapped zone. Perhaps they towed it.
    ‐ Submitted by Robb M (3 years ago)

  • Private Snoop: I'm a brother shamus!
    The Dude: Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk?
    ‐ Submitted by Tarek T (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Have you ever of Vietnam? You're about to enter a world of pain!
    ‐ Submitted by Peter G (3 years ago)

  • Donny: What's a pederast, Walter?
    Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
    ‐ Submitted by David E (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
    ‐ Submitted by Hilary K (3 years ago)

  • The Stranger: Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes, well, the bar eats you.
    ‐ Submitted by Sybren F (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Goodnight, sweet prince.
    ‐ Submitted by Trevor C (3 years ago)

  • Jackie Treehorn: People forget the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • The Big Lebowski: What makes a man? Is it doing the right thing?
    The Dude: Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: At least I'm housebroken.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
    ‐ Submitted by Joe B (3 years ago)

  • The Stranger: There's just one thing, dude.
    The Dude: What's that?
    The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
    The Dude: What the fuck you talkin' about?
    ‐ Submitted by Mike B (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: I mean, say what you want about the tenants of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
    ‐ Submitted by Mike B (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
    ‐ Submitted by Mike B (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: You human paraquat!
    ‐ Submitted by Mike B (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
    ‐ Submitted by Ginger P (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: He fixes the cable.
    ‐ Submitted by Amir V (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: Sooner or later you are going to have to face the fact that your a moron.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: The fixes the cable?
    Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous Jerry.
    ‐ Submitted by Peter G (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
    ‐ Submitted by Luke S (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: I don't need your sympathy, I need my Johnson.
    ‐ Submitted by Luke S (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Shut the f**k up, Donny!
    ‐ Submitted by Luke S (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me there are ways dude, you don't even wanna know about em believe me. Hell I can get ya a toe by three o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish.
    ‐ Submitted by Rob N (3 years ago)

  • Donny: I am the walrus.
    ‐ Submitted by Gus G (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: We fucked it up!
    ‐ Submitted by McBeth C (3 years ago)

  • Jesus Quintana: You got that right, NO ONE fucks with the jesus.
    ‐ Submitted by Steven B (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: You can say what you want about the tenets of national socialism but at least it's an ethos.
    ‐ Submitted by Derek M (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
    Donny: They were Nazis, Dude?
    Walter Sobchak: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
    The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
    Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: We dropped off the money.
    The Big Lebowski: *We*!?
    The Dude: *I*; the royal we.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael C (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: You see what happens larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
    ‐ Submitted by DeAndre W (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle S (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: The Dude abides.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle S (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Fuck it dude, lets go bowling.
    ‐ Submitted by Craig J (3 years ago)

  • Donny: I am a walrus.
    Walter Sobchak: Shut the FUCK up Donny!
    ‐ Submitted by Directors C (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: I hate the f**king Eagles, man.
    ‐ Submitted by Siham B (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: I can't be worrying about that shit. Life goes on, man.
    ‐ Submitted by Siham B (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: The ringer cannot look empty.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Malibu Police Chief: I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you... jerk-off.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Has the whole world gone CRAZY? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? You think I'm fuckin' around, MARK IT ZERO!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
    ‐ Submitted by Pete H (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: Ha hey, this is a private residence man.
    ‐ Submitted by Pete H (3 years ago)

  • The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
    ‐ Submitted by Cristian M (3 years ago)

  • Donny: I am the walrus.
    ‐ Submitted by Rodrigo G (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
    ‐ Submitted by Rodrigo G (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who cares about the rules?
    ‐ Submitted by Tomas L (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam, of course.
    ‐ Submitted by Oliver D (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Donny, you're out of your element!
    ‐ Submitted by Josh K (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: Another caucasian, Gary.
    ‐ Submitted by Eric G (4 years ago)

  • Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
    Brandt: Ah... Ha... ha... HA! Yes, we're all very fond of her.
    Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though. Or it's an extra hundred.
    The Dude: Okay... just give me a minute. I gotta go find a cash machine...
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (4 years ago)

  • Nihilist: Ve vont ze mawney Lebowski!
    ‐ Submitted by Hillas T (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: He treats objects like women.
    ‐ Submitted by Hillas T (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: The Dude abides.
    ‐ Submitted by Hillas T (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: Hey, well that's just like...Your opinion, man.
    ‐ Submitted by Hillas T (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, dude.
    ‐ Submitted by Yal?n G (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: They peed on my rug, man!
    Walter Sobchak: Fucking Nazis.
    Donny: I don't know if they were Nazis, Walter...
    Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny. They were threatening castration!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (4 years ago)

  • Jesus Quintana: I don't fucking care, it don't matter to Jesus.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeremy F (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: Where's my car?
    Walter Sobchak: It was parked in a handicap zone, perhaps they towed it.
    ‐ Submitted by Joseph K (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Say what you will about the tennants of national socialism dude, atleast it's an ethos.
    ‐ Submitted by Joseph K (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules?
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel S (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: Obviously, you are not a golfer!
    ‐ Submitted by Ravi P (4 years ago)

  • Bunny Lebowski: Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist!
    The Dude: Ah, that must be exhausting!
    ‐ Submitted by Ravi P (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Smoky this is not Nam this is Bowling there are rules.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • Maude Lebowski: Vagina.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (4 years ago)

  • Jesus Quintana: Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Donny, you're out of your element!
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (4 years ago)

  • Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us. You flash your piece out on the lanes. I'll take it away from you and stick up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click.
    The Dude: ...Jesus
    Jesus Quintana: You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason H (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Smoky, this is not 'nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin H (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?
    Walter Sobchak: Bought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. It's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin H (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Mark it as a zero.
    ‐ Submitted by Evetz R (4 years ago)

  • The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowing he's out there, the Dude, takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
    ‐ Submitted by Dann M (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Aw, fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling.
    ‐ Submitted by Dann M (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.
    ‐ Submitted by Dann M (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Donny, you're out of your element.
    ‐ Submitted by Dann M (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: Fu***** Quintana!
    ‐ Submitted by Sean W (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Shut the fu** up, Donny!
    ‐ Submitted by Sean W (4 years ago)

  • Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes 'click.'
    ‐ Submitted by Adrian G (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: They're gonna kill that poor woman, man!
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew B (4 years ago)

  • Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
    The Dude: He fixes the cable?
    ‐ Submitted by sean b (4 years ago)

  • Donny: I am the walrus.
    ‐ Submitted by sean b (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny!
    ‐ Submitted by Scott T (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
    ‐ Submitted by Nick Q (4 years ago)

  • Nihilist: We'll cut off your johnson!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick Q (4 years ago)

  • Jesus Quintana: Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
    Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, dude.
    ‐ Submitted by Nick Q (4 years ago)

  • Malibu Police Chief: I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
    The Dude: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
    Malibu Police Chief: [Throws coffee cup at The Dude's head]
    The Dude: Ow! Fuckin' fascist!
    ‐ Submitted by Zev B (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
    ‐ Submitted by Amy H (4 years ago)

  • The Big Lebowski: What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
    The Dude: Dude.
    The Big Lebowski: Huh?
    The Dude: Uh... I don't know, Sir.
    The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
    The Dude: Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
    ‐ Submitted by Amy H (4 years ago)

  • The Stranger: Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.
    ‐ Submitted by Amy H (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: At least I'm housebroken.
    ‐ Submitted by Amy H (4 years ago)

  • The Stranger: Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night.
    ‐ Submitted by Amy H (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
    ‐ Submitted by Amy H (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: I don't roll on Shabbos!
    ‐ Submitted by Amy H (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: The Dude abides.
    ‐ Submitted by Amy H (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: That rug really tied the room together.
    ‐ Submitted by Amy H (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny!
    ‐ Submitted by Michael G (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael G (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr. Lebowski'. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan M (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.
    ‐ Submitted by Scott A (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan U (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong?
    ‐ Submitted by Jordan S (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: Oh, nice marmot.
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan B (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
    The Dude: Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8.
    ‐ Submitted by Stephen E (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.
    ‐ Submitted by Chum C (4 years ago)

  • Donny: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
    ‐ Submitted by Joseph S (4 years ago)

  • The Dude: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
    ‐ Submitted by Imma G (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
    ‐ Submitted by Joseph W (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up Donny!
    ‐ Submitted by Alfonso E. V (4 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Forget about the fucking toe!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew M (5 years ago)

  • Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars.
    The Dude: Let me just find a cash machine.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron A (5 years ago)

  • The Dude: I'm not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I am The Dude, so that's what you call me, you know? That or, uh, Duder or His Dudeness or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron A (5 years ago)

  • The Dude: You brought a Pomeranian bowling?
    Walter Sobchak: I did not bring it bowling. I'm not renting it shoes, I'm not buying it a fucking beer, dude.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron A (5 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: I don't roll on Shabbos.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron A (5 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron A (5 years ago)

  • Nihilist: Vee vill cut off your johnson Lebowski.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron A (5 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: I myself dabbled in pacifism once, that was before 'Nam of course.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron A (5 years ago)

  • The Dude: Nice marmont.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron A (5 years ago)

  • Donny: I am the walrus.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron A (5 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: That rug really tied the room together.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron A (5 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
    ‐ Submitted by Christopher W (5 years ago)

  • The Dude: The royal we...
    ‐ Submitted by David L (5 years ago)

  • The Big Lebowski: I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea.
    ‐ Submitted by David L (5 years ago)

  • The Stranger: The dude abides...
    ‐ Submitted by Robert S (5 years ago)

  • Walter Sobchak: Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least its an ethos.
    ‐ Submitted by ben o (5 years ago)

  • Donny: Over the line!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • The Dude: That rug really tied the room together.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • The Dude: Wait... let me just explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm "The Dude". So that's what you call me, you know. That, or His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
    ‐ Submitted by Neptune F (5 years ago)

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