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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes

  • Bill S. Preston: We're in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted.


  • Bill S. Preston: Okay, wait, if we were one of Europe's greatest leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go?
    Bill S. Preston: [pause, then with Ted] Waterloo!


  • Bill S. Preston: You ditched Napoleon!
    Ted "Theodore" Logan: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?
    Deacon: He was a dick.


  • Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.
    Ted "Theodore" Logan: Iron Maiden?
    Bill S. Preston: [With Ted] Excellent! [both play air guitar]
    Evil Duke: Execute them.
    Bill S. Preston: [With Ted] Bogus!


  • Girl at Mall: Oh, my God! [laughs with her friend at Freud's introduction]
    Sigmund Freud: You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria.
    Girl at Mall: You are such a geek! [walks off with her friend]
    Billy the Kid: Way to go, egghead!
    Socrates: GEEK! [laughs]
    Sigmund Freud: What is a geek?


  • Bill S. Preston: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
    Ted "Theodore" Logan: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
    Ted "Theodore" Logan: [with Bill] ...MR. GENGHIS KHAN! [All the students applaud wildly for Khan]
    Ted "Theodore" Logan: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.


  • Ox: [Delivering a history report] Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... ...SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
    Ox: [delivering a history report] Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... ...SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!


  • Ted "Theodore" Logan: Party on dudes!!
    Ted "Theodore" Logan: Party on dudes!


  • Bill S. Preston: Be excellent to each other!


  • Bill S. Preston: You killed Ted, you Midieval dickweed!
    Bill S. Preston: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!


  • Bill S. Preston: Excellent!


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