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Biloxi Blues Quotes

  • Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey: "The moral to this story is -- when you get real horny -- do unto yourself as you would otherwise do unto others."

  • Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey: "You're taking me on, aren't you? I have a nutcracker that crunches the testicles of men that take me on."
    Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey: You're taking me on, aren't you? I have a nutcracker that crunches the testicles of men that take me on.

  • Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey: "In the past twenty-one days, you boys have made some fine progress. You're not fighting soldiers yet, but I'd match you up against some Nazi cocktail waitress anytime."
    Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey: In the past twenty-one days, you boys have made some fine progress. You're not fighting soldiers yet, but I'd match you up against some Nazi cocktail waitress anytime.

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